Jonathan Somerville

Jesus follower, Husband, Dad, Pastor, in London, speaker, writer, movies, coffee, Wolves, he/him, all views my own

[Jonathan Somerville @baptistjon]

@russellquirk Why haven't you deleted this lie, and issued an apology?

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@England Well done @England this is genius!

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@NoContextBrits Heat

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@WhiteHouse Was it designed by a Mormon?

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@annabellimor hi, i liked your festival guide, but wondered if you've heard of @greenbelt festival? Brilliant lineup this year!

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@GarethGrobler @jk_rowling The filth they allow on this platform....

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@jk_rowling A bit invested here, so not an unbiased vote. I sell lots of preloved and new hoodies (dm if you'd like my Vinted link!) :-)

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@Lord_Sugar @Aliya_1516 8

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@AAT514239395330 @jonsopel And yet, as president, he's called to something higher, bigger. "If you've nothing good to say, say nothing" would have served him well. His acolytes hail him as the great Christian hero, gloating over an adversaries death is anti-Christian.

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@mishtal Because making people scared or angry gets clicks, votes, sales and attention

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@VictoriaCoren We were 33 and 36 when our firstborn arrived. At age 3 he gathered his soft toys together and exclaimed "That's a fine company of fellows!"

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@PeterStefanovi2 You're better than this, completely the description "...as Angels Rippon promotes a health initiative to encourage the over 55's to be more active, with the benefits for health and decrease costs for NHS"

[Wolves @Wolves]

Hugo Bueno's stunning strike against Arsenal has been shortlisted for February's @premierleague Goal of the Month 🙌

Vote for Hugo 👉 https://t.co/lpEDx8pVw0

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@afneil This was a promo event for an initiative to promote healthy living of over 55's.
Context helps, I think

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Thus is so cool!

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

HE’S ACTUALLY GENIUS FOR THIS OMFG 👏👏

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@RoyalMail oh, why do you lie? I waited in all day for my parcel, was surprised when your tracking assistant assured me it was going to be delivered when I checked at 19:33, then you sent this at 19:51. Its a lie. Just say "it got too late, sorry"

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@urMAMASaHORDE It's British humour. She gets it.

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@studaviesreform But, it's a fact. To say they are not racist would be to introduce a political spin. If one reviews the speeches, publicity, and actions of its leaders, it can only be classified as racist.

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@RaeAnnMetz1 @Pontifex If you ever wonder why Church leaders make comments that might be considered political, just read the last twelve books of the Old Testament.

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@Bad_Manners @VictoriaCoren I think @BorisJohnson probably does bother God, but not in the way you mean here