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[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

Imagine having the genius technology of trains but then everyone's like no thank u I prefer my stinky car

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@wunnaslut I mean yeah but it is kinda funny to respond to the tweet where someone brazenly self identifies as homophobic to be like “ew that was homophobic”

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@carsunderwater My dad had me at 55 and died of Alzheimer’s when I was 23. Of course I wish he was still around but I don’t think he cheated me that’s just life. Resenting your parents for being their own people and making different decisions than your friends parents is such a lame way to live

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

He might be a weirdo but tbh I do feel for this kinda guy bc like damn I get it brother you can’t really help what you’re attracted to and must be rough out there if this is your type as a straight man

[Nathi 🦇 ⚢ @__Nathal1a__]

Please tell me this is a joke

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

I get it’s an illness but I don’t have it in me to feel bad for people with EDs, especially when they’re rich and famous. Go the fuck to rehab I don’t think people have to be nice to you bc you’d rather rot to death than be a size 12

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@katziix Bc bisexual men with girlfriends have a different kind of problem which is that most of them just stay in the closet. Which also deserves to be flamed but you can’t flame what you don’t know

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

Very funny to me how the Pattie Gonia conversation went from fuck Patagonia to l support women’s wrongs 🫶💝😜 basically overnight

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

No shade but I think this is an issue of your music taste bc the lesbian songs I’m familiar with are about thinking of your crush touching herself and eating pussy all day and night

[nalafinn @fleshpoet]

some gay girls are some vanilla granola fucking lesbians i don’t think think they understand how deeply and unwholesomely i desire women and im tired of lesbian songs being about cuddling and clumsy kisses and giggling and braiding each other’s hair

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

Need to go to the naked bike ride primarily bc I’m curious what the betesticled are doing with them while cycling nude

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

putting on my hater cap to say the Jury Duty and now Company Retreat thing is so obnoxious. Like haha wouldn’t it be funny if we Truman Showed this guy? No. It seems very obvious that it’s trying to imitate Nathan Fielder except they’re not smart enough to come up with good ideas

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@jupivter Lmao

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@jupivter it is a choice to be out and pursue homosexual relationships. Conversion therapy believes that choice is bad and should be punished. It’s not conversion therapy rhetoric to say you should be free to make that choice

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@boneysoups They’re still doing this in Portland, OR. Except they’re inclusive so they’ve got breast mugs and penis mugs

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@slziphu My god you guys are so uptight! I do think “lesbian says man is hot online means she wants to fuck men” is not the woke take you think it is

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

This tweet brought some self loathing queers onto my tl excusing homophobia bc it’s their culture or whatever… I sincerely pray you all find your fucking backbones but in the mean time let’s not act like you’re different than any other closet case. Everyone’s got their rationale

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

How I feel telling my coworkers I’ve never used AI

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@ricflameislame 🙏

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

Doing neither and just saying damn that was crazy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Comrade Josh @comradejosh7]

Having long conversations with friends about the movie immediately after watching it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> logging it on a social media app

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@ricflameislame What happened to you

[mx airhead @bar_b_queer]

@richard_normal As long as they keep charging to check luggage and keep offering $$ vouchers when they’re really desperate for bin space the current system works to my advantage 🤷‍♀️