Kid: "help me build this."
Me: "you got it, what's the plan?"
Kid: "no that's a secret"
Me: ๐ซฉ๐
Kid: "but you have to help me! I can't tell you if you don't help me!"
The math ain't mathing here bud.
Pros and cons of working in kindergarten. Pro: fun songs, snacks, cute projects.
Con: being checked for lice at 30 years old in an elementary school's nurse's office.
Whenever I put the strands of hair that fall out, out the window. I like to think a bird will find it one day, and use it for their nest. And that makes me happy.
Me whining cause my bestie said I can't be in a three way call with her and her sister:
Me: "why don't you TRUST me?"
Them: "..cause I have common sense."
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