Dave

50 is the new black! Love jazz, vinyl, my old Carlton, Maxine & Harry (not necessarily in that order). Still want a shed.

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

This genuinely made me chortle.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

More embarrassment for Rishi Sunak at the petrol station as he tries to pay for a sausage roll with six uncut diamonds and a Fabergé egg.

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

@MrMarkFairhurst 🦆 🦆 🦆

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

@themarkrad @BBC6Music “Keep on rockin’ in the free world”. Thanks @BBC6Music, @themarkrad, @StuartMaconie, @laurenlaverne, Giles Peterson and not forgetting Sean Keavney.

[Mark Radcliffe @themarkrad]

Thank heavens for @BBC6Music . 20 Years Old Today. And to think the heathens tried to get it scrapped! Proud to be a part and congratulations to all #6MusicAt20

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Just a quick constitutional reminder for the BBC’s 100th anniversary: it belongs to the people of the UK. It doesn’t belong to the government. And, contrary to what the current Culture Secretary seems to think, it isn’t state-funded.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

"Understand what I'm saying. If HE goes, I go. Nobody else is going to give me a job like this. The current cabinet was just MADE for chancers like me. So whatever it takes, no matter how bizarre it makes us look - he HAS to stay. Why can't you get that? In short - I need HELP!"

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Boris Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

The BBC is something the whole world admires with envy. It is entirely appropriate that the insecure, spittle-flecked nut jobs of this government want to destroy it.

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

@Joelwillans @SoVeryFinnish Someone has nicked your job @BBCRadMac @themarkrad @StuartMaconie

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

@AlexofBrown Just been reading all of the vitriol, from either side of the political divide towards @bbclaurak . Its amazing how she can be biased on both fronts? Reminds me of the words of the #magazine song, “Shot by both sides
They must have come to a secret understanding”. Good luck Laura

[Julian Shea @juliansheasport]

I've found Roy Wood's house, everyone. #Christmas #christmassongs #wizzard

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

@thisisgrace Currently freezing my t#£s off 🥶marking assignments. Just nipped to the loo and found the window is wide open! @max_cheshire_1 does like a bit of fresh air, especially when she’s off shopping 🛒 in @marksandspencer

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

I defy anyone to look at @marcdavenant's extraordinary photo of Richard Ratcliffe outside the Foreign Office today - day 18 of his hunger strike - and not be filled with rage & sadness.

Where are you, @borisjohnson? How dare you fail to stop this?

@FreeNazanin #FreeNazanin

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

Day 16. I'll be honest, I'm praying Richard will go home soon. But I totally understand why he feels he can't. I admire his determination beyond words. Still, I'm hoping someone powerful will stand up and say: "It's OK Richard. We're on it. We'll take it from here."
#FreeNazanin

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Nowhere to run to, Prime Minister. 🎵

(Location: Downing Street)

[Tony Arnold @TonyArnold74]

Too good...

[Dave @barafundle_boy]

Just watched ‘Portrait of lady on fire’ on #bbc4. Possibly the best movie I’ve seen this year. Thanks @bbc,

[Stuart Helmer @stuarthelmer]

Hey you! Fed up sitting in traffic and paying to park, just to pop to the shops? Need more exercise but not sure how? Bit guilty about the environment but not sure what to do? You need one of these! Cheap to run, free to park, emissions-free and gets you fit! Try one today!