Bruiser

My opinions on Fantasy Football are facts

[Bruiser @BaranMarco]

@Fightful We not gonna talk about how they slapped a phony British accent a week later lmaooo

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@WrestlingCovers Can’t believe no one said it’s the same finisher as Kenzo Suzuki and had to go with “so basically it’s Edge’s downward spiral/Miz’s SCF in reverse”

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@StingrGolf Amazing ragebait

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@SaU_KRIS @Cackalacman Bryson’s most iconic swing coaching video: hands first

Iconic Tiger with Butch Harmon video where he says when he was younger his hips fired first and goes OLAY and that he had to feel his arms drop into the slot first

You can’t be on the internet and not see this instruction

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@LeadingReport Incredible

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@jnicolem We don’t eat Peanut Butter anymore guys. The calorie to protein ratio is horrendous. This looks like a great way to pack on pounds unknowingly unforch.

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@PalmersCove @CaryKelly11 There are Laws of Thermodynamics and then there’s whatever stuff you just made up.

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@OTD_in_WWE @RealKurtAngle @JohnCena I was there, Nassau coliseum wow

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@FTFonFS1 @DannyParkins Already taken by The One Billy Gunn @RealBillyGunn

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@GuruFantasyWrld Guy shitposting about not paying out third place follows it up with a split-the-pot tweet. Put the phone down for a week old man.

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@SleeperHQ Chase Brown is going to end my career

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@FAmmiranteTFJ Same boat on Gibbs/Pickens. Currently have: Burrow over Purdy
K Walker, Jaylen W and M Carter IN
London and Luther IN
McBride IN
Egbuka Tyler W A Pierce OUT

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@BookOfEli_NFL No

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@AdamKoffler Was my gut but if Kittle is out that would be a potential deal breaker. I know it says Chicago is a friendly matchup but I’m looking at the box scores the last 6 weeks and Bears have been stout since the Bengals debacle

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@AllDAYZ77 Why is it that in 2002, Mark Henry and Rikishi could sell perfect F5s, laid out perfectly flat on their chest. And when he came back every F5, no matter who it was on, looked like absolute crap. And that goes doubly for the German.

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@MMAMeez @arielhelwani “No one benefits”

WHY CAN’T THE FAN WHO PAID $1,000 BENEFIT PLUS THE MILLIONS (AND MILLIONS) WATCHING AT HOME.

The fan, especially in this last year is constantly given the short end of the stick. We’re always the ones paying for it, LITERALLY.

[Bruiser @BaranMarco]

Shoutout @adamlevitan for properly pronouncing it “SIN-it” while @evansilva completely butchers it as “SIN-ott”

Would also imagine its FLOOR-noy not Floor-NOY.

#statsthatmatter

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@FAmmiranteTFJ @RotoBallerNFL Struggling with Burrow vs Purdy next week