Barbz

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

@Lowes I’ve called customer service 4 times for help with a brand new washer that broke on its first use. I can’t seem to get a call back from fulfillment to get this sorted. AND my brand new lawn mower just broke too. Help 😓

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

Bye

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I’d rather not receive birthday gifts so I don’t have to give gifts. I hate giving gifts. I have to somehow just know what people want???

[Abby Sev @abbysev]

Offering $5,000 reward for the safe return of our puppy, no questions asked, can meet wherever. He was taken from us at gunpoint yesterday in DC. We just want him home. #SavePablo

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I’m watching Suits. Why does every scene end with intense music and a weirdly dramatic declaration

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I get my first tattoo on Sunday. Geoff decided tonight was the night to show me a video of someone fainting after getting a tattoo

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

REMINDER: Boomers invented participation trophies because *they* couldn’t handle it when *their kid* wasn’t the best player on the best team.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

No other player in Washington Nationals history will wear No. 11.

It belongs to Mr. National, Ryan Zimmerman.

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I don’t know what I did to make TikTok think I want to see videos about dogs dying but I’ve had enough. DELETE

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

Alright fine. I’m Team Edward

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I would probably fall in love with just about anyone if they took me on a date in Iceland. The Bachelor isn’t special

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

@GeoffCeg FMLA bitch. Ever heard of it?

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

I have to do a presentation explaining federal laws for my job. I could probably pass the bar exam rn

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

Social media was a mistake. Humans were not meant to know this much about each other

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

throwing an “even though we’ve had our ups and downs” into my anniversary post just to make my girlfriend look bad

[Ash Money Records™️ @LightsPlease___]

Imma tell y’all what’s funny.

Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

Gordon Ramsey would be nothing without polytetrafluoroethylene

[Barbz @Barbbzzz]

@ChasCountyGov hi, how long will it take for cases filed with the county to show up on the online court docket?