american jesus daddy

certified cutie patootie

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@dqveed In my childhood neighborhood the youth pastor across the street with a smoking hot wife cheated with the lady next door. Also the super catholic guy who lived down the street and was real preachy about everything got caught by his wife pants down with another woman.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@just2muchfunfun @QuintondaDon1 @Insanevidz_ You clearly missed the part where baldy told him to come around the counter if he wanted to do something. Ol man thought he wouldn’t be about it.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

My favorite part about Friday is Saturdays where I don’t have to set an alarm.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@futbol9955 @metropolmedya_ Nope I’d very much want my vet to be back there playing with and loving on my animals. A vet like this is someone pet owners strive to find.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@Joyceanne55 Says the account with just a picture of your ugly ass dog and a masked guy. Girl please go find a hobby or something fulfilling to do with your life.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@Joyceanne55 @7why__ydm And apparently so are you Joyce

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@_bawskee @sixtyglock She looks like she’s going through a lot of drugs

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

In the year 2026 your landlord will absolutely try it take advantage of the fact that you’re first year tenants with them by charging you more initial rent than your neighbors with the same apartment. Then try to raise your rent more..like you won’t talk 2 ur neighbors.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

Hey so why do landlords have to be such cunts

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

So tolerance breaks are actually hard as fuck. I feel overwhelming anxious/stressed/ disregulated. I have no appetite and nothing sounds good to eat. I’m sleepy until the moment I lay down to sleep, then I’m wide awake. I’m not even a week in.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@LASHYBILLS Her tone is soooooooooo condescending it’s PMO and she’s not even talking to me.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@scpo117 @PoliceThePolic1 @Austin_Police BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LICKERRRRRRRRRRERRRR. You sound so fucking stupid

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

I haven’t been so angry that I’m shaking and close to tears in awhile. But here I am (:

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

I saw a video the other day of a guy who was astonished to find out girls just text each other. First off, sad for boys…texts your homies. Secondly, I’m carrying on two conversations with Haley right now on two different platforms.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

My boss an I agree that with a warm day we should automatically get the day off from work.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

@lovekmd 9/10 times that is usually the reason. The other one is he is sad he’s ugly and icky and you want nothing to do with him.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

I stayed awake long enough to watch Benito. Then I promptly fell asleep on the couch.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

6/6 days at the gym this week. Feeling excited and motivated for this week to come.

[american jesus daddy @barbiegorrrl]

I’ve been hella consistent in the gym as of late. Like 5-6 days a week of lifting/cardio and then on Sundays Adam and I climb and stretch. It feels good to be moving again. Makes me excited for warmer weather and long bike rides.