alyssa

literally the best twitter account on the internet

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Trail mix

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💋📸

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Just learned suicideboys are coming on my birthday, yes I just bought tickets

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

@t1nkleton_ What brand is this 😭😭😭

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

I woke up and chose violence

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

I be doing that Declan side eye

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Ms gurl yall look crazy

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Boutta drop WAY too much money on some photocards

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Why tf did sol feel the need to whitewash herself

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

@gl0wquake Stay strong soldier

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Fuck I’m craving sweets hello period

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Actually just shit my brains out

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Desperately waiting for melanie to break her silence

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

@gl0wquake Oh that’s evil

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

I hate how hot sincere is

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

@gl0wquake As long as twice stays alive I’ll be fine

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Why tf is your child tryna steal my hot Cheetos #provasectomy

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Just saw a man who I KNOW is 5’4 list his height as 5’7 on tinder… bro you ain’t fooling nobody

[alyssa @barbiegurll28]

Thank god