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Miracles from heaven, God said it and I believe it.

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

I became close with a Japanese girl online.

One night, we were talking about gifts.

I told her that where I’m from, if someone you care about gives you something, you usually try to give them something back.

She said:

“Not always.”

I thought she was joking.

Then she told me about something that happened to her recently.

And honestly, I still don’t know if she was serious….

[Big_Gift @GTgiftie]

My cousin went through a very terrible season. He lost his job and was also scammed online, so he was desperately trying to find his feet again.

Then his girlfriend, the lady he had been with for two years, told him she wanted to introduce him to her father. She arranged a meeting between them, but she had one instruction for him: "Please, don't let my dad know we're dating."

So he went to see her father and followed her instructions.

The man liked my cousin and asked him to send his CV immediately. It wasn't even up to a month later when he referred him for a job. They hired him, and the salary was very encouraging.

Eight months later, my cousin decided he was ready to propose to his girlfriend.

But before he could, she came to him one day and told him she was leaving the country. She said she wanted them to break up because she wasn't sure she could handle a long-distance relationship

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My uncle’s new Gen Z staff, a 23-year-old boy, walked into his first official meeting and resigned before the meeting was over.

The company recently hired some new staff and held their first meeting to officially welcome them on board.

During the meeting, my uncle, the CEO, told them that from Monday to Wednesday, staff must always be in suits.

Then my uncle heard a voice from the back:

“On top of ₦65k salary?”

“Who said that?”

The boy stood up.

“How much are you paying us that you want to be suffocating us from Monday to Wednesday? The company doesn’t even have AC.”

HR was trying to talk when the boy removed his ID card, dropped it in front of HR and said:

“You need to go and get a life.”

He walked out….

[sandhya🖤🖤🖤 @sansmiles02]

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[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

Did you know Cloves are powerful! They are the only herb that actually kills the eggs of the parasites. Take 3-7 cloves boil some water add a lil honey and drink it. They are also a great liver detox, thank me later

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

An individual citizen is hosting an online game with millions of users and the site is still active.

Meanwhile, INEC, with a budget of over N355 billion, couldn't implement a simple election without glitches.

[Zéko @Dikachi78]

Many things just Dey sup in this country 😂😂😭

[Citi Lounge @CitiLounge]

A WHOLE GOAT. 🐐🥹

Well-seasoned, spicy, juicy and packed with flavour. 😮‍💨

Full Goat Platter now at Citi. ₦150,000.
Perfect for the whole crew. 😂

24hr pre-order only.
DM us or WhatsApp [phone].

📍 9 Mabo Street, Surulere.

[Abba🫀 @engr_imm]

I learned that after letting my best friend borrow my car for a weekend.

He called me Friday night.

“Bro, can I borrow your car? I just need it Saturday. I’ll have it back Sunday morning.”

I hesitated.

It was the car I used for work, groceries, appointments, everything.

But this was someone I had known for almost ten years. Someone I trusted completely.

So I handed him the keys.

Sunday came.

No car.

I called him.

“Sorry, bro. I’m running late. I’ll bring it tomorrow.”

Monday came.

Still nothing.

Tuesday evening, he finally pulled up.

The front bumper was crushed. There was a long scratch down the passenger side. One headlight was cracked….

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

My friend got married on Saturday, and I was one of the asoebi ladies. She asked us to pay ₦80k for the gele and material.

What’s pissing me off is that after paying ₦80k, all the asoebi ladies got the same gift as the regular guests who didn’t even buy or wear the material.

This whole asoebi thing doesn’t make sense to me. If you want your friends to support your wedding, drop your account number and people will support you willingly . Don’t use asoebi to extort people.

[Mario, PT @Mario_Sneh]

My 17-year-old daughter had been saving her own money for almost a year to buy her first car.

She found a used Honda Civic on Facebook Marketplace, and after going back and forth with the seller, we agreed to drive almost four hours to see it.

I went with her because there was no way I was letting my daughter travel that far alone to buy a car from a stranger.

When we arrived, the seller handed me the keys and told us to take our time.

I expected to find the usual problems you see with used cars.

Instead, the man told me he’d taken it to his mechanic that week.

He had replaced the worn brake pads, changed the oil and fixed a small issue with the cooling system.

I asked him why he had spent money fixing a car he was about to sell.

He shrugged.

“I wouldn’t feel right selling it to a teenager knowing it wasn’t ready for the road.”

My daughter was standing beside me quietly listening.

Then I asked him if he was willing to negotiate.

The car was listed for $8,400.

He looked at my daughter and asked:

“You saved this money yourself?”

[MAYOR 🇳🇬 @mayorde4you2]

I remember when i wanted dig our soak away (dry well) in the village in Anambara state, i called this man to come and give us his estimate.

He came and after pointing the whole thing out for him, he gave me a charge of 120k to dig the pit.

This was not the problem, my problem was that he gave me a clause.

That I would give him either breakfast or lunch everyday until his work is done!

I asked him if he saw a woman in this compound? He then said in the case of no breakfast or lunch that I should pay him 150k for the job.

I told him I would get back to him, so he left. I called one Hausa man and he charged me. 80k without any other clause.

In less than five days he and his brother were done with the digging!

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

I sent this video to someone yesterday when I saw it! 🤣🤣🤣

We had just finished SS3 when it happened. One Sunday evening, after a match at IMG Secondary School, Oke-Ado, we were heading back home, and we stopped at his house to drink water when his mum called me aside and asked if I knew xyz (the lady).

I wasn't prepared for that question because, bro, we just finished SS3, and a girlfriend's issue is not a matter parents will discuss just like that, so I was scared to lie. I couldn't deny it, so I said, " Yes, ma, I know her. We all attended the same WAEC/GCE lesson". Then she said the lady's parents came around to make a report that Bankole impregnated their daughter.

My guy denied the pregnancy, and it became an issue, but we can't deny the lady because we were all friends.

9 months later, the lady gave birth, and the craziest part of the whole thing is that there is a birthmark on Bankole's neck; that birthmark was exactly on the same spot on that baby's neck. 😂

They are both married now, and the boy is a man now.

[Alaya Kamal @iam_skamal]

@TheSerahIbrahim True true, them be military weapon. 😂

[chuko @TheNuelKing]

@TheSerahIbrahim No be lie oh

[Martian @Kronik_og1]

@TheSerahIbrahim @TheLionKin76627 See for yourselves naa. This is an alert crackhead that has been taking Crystal Meth from birth.....

[Big Kramain @PawAndPups]

I’ve got Malinois puppies available for those who can handle them.

Both sex
8,000ghc only.
Nationwide delivery 🚚 at a fee.

Kindly DM or WhatsApp [phone] if you’re interested.

Please RT. Thank you.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

A Belgian malinois?
This is a military weapon, not for civilians. Don’t try yourself.
This is not a dog, it’s a dragon dipped in cocaine. This is what Angel Gabriel created when he said let there be a “wereywolf”

If you have a fence, this dog will FLY over that fence, chase a criminal, chase your neighbour, cross over to the next estate, smoke colos, threaten the securityman, cross the road, help police to count checkpoint money, bite the police, chase your ex girlfriend and then FLY back into the compound like nothing happened, all in 5 minutes. Notice the word fly. Experience is the best teacher.
No matter how high the fence is, this dog will go over it. Notice how this one is even already eating the cage as a puppy.

Except you’re a military man, a police or a crime boss, you have no business with this plutomanian crackhead.
The only reason you should buy this Pokémon is if you are a 2 seconds man, trying to train to become energetic. Congrats to your girlfriend on your future endeavours💪🏻.

[ADELABU (onile white house) builder @kayzed_model]

If you’re planning to build a house in Nigeria, follow this page.

I’ll keep showing you the things nobody tells you before you start spending serious money on construction.

No unnecessary grammar.

Just real site lessons.

[Sir Chris of BC 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Chrisxy24]

My uncles are facing the same thing 😂
My uncles each sold a plot of land so our cousin could open a small logistics firm in Dubai.
He called every month at first, promising containers of goods and steady returns once the contracts settled.
Three years later the calls stopped.

When the eldest uncle asked him to sponsor one nephew into the same trade, he said his wife’s family had already booked the next two visas and he could not split his focus.

The uncle sent the company registration papers and asked for the capital back. Our cousin wired half the original sum and wrote:
“The rest is tied up in inventory. I’ll release it after the next shipment.”