Ash 🐀

They/Them. Weird Canadian writer. I used to draw things, now I play with fire and metal.

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

*angrily stomps over to a block of vending machines and tapes a note onto one*

WHOEVER HAS BEEN USING CURSED ARTIFACTS TO STEAL CHOCOLATE FROM THIS MACHINE NEEDS TO STOP AND RETURN THOSE ITEMS TO THE RESEARCH STORE ROOM ASAP. VENDING MACHINES ARE A PRIVILEGE!

- Management

[COMMS CLOSED @zuzofait]

Elden ring boss so hard I had to take a break to make jam so I don’t kms

[Netoey @Netoey]

Finally posting this damn study

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

last nites drawing

[venus @venuslovesrats]

an offer when u visit my humble abode...

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

My two MCs, in meme form.

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

@sinistersprspy At least you’d have context for it. Everyone else gets “ugh so I can’t say anything but I LOVE this character I can only talk about in the vaguest ways!”

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

There’s literally nowhere I can go to fangirl about my characters augh WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY BABIES

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

@sinistersprspy You know what I’m talking about! Unless you’re saying “Please, email me your unhinged ramblings about how much you love your weird characters!” BECAUSE I���LL DO IT

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the new live laugh love

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

yes absolutely

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

A body is mostly bacteria. A mind is mostly demons. Tech companies are renting out graveyards, trying to get their algorithms haunted

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

Ha funny brain chemicals made me sad, bbrrrrrr

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

You ever get obsessively focused on a new project only to feel it slipping after a week or so and just try desperately cram anything that will re-awaken that spark into your brain but the intensity is going and you just sit there sliding downhill into lethargy ha no me either

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Stepping through the tall grass leaves a pathway, a comet's trail of trampled verdancy. The meadow remembers your passage: its fairy roads are calligraphy for hunters. Mow your lawn, that I might travel stealthily

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

@ecto_fun Feed those sweet babies!

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

@OldOneInTheVoid It would be such a huge pain to restart, but maybe some day!

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

I came back here because I have no other other dopamine producing outlet for my absolutely unhinged thoughts on the Internet and I’m very sad to realize this shit hits different now and is no longer dopamine producing.

[Ash 🐀 @BarbiturateCat]

Any local (WPG) peeps can recommend a good headshot photographer?