JacobCaptainBarbosa

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Progresso Clam Chowder - 1.3. Progresso needs to change the recipe of their unloaded potato leak soup. 1.3 isn’t just the score but the amount of clams found in this 1 pea potato loaded cardboard. Jerome Bettis let me down this time.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Spoon test✅ this thiccie yumalicous tater rich bacon loaded chowda hit all the right places. The clams out in these parts of the world are a little smaller than I like but I give it a solid 8.77. #PNWchowda

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Demetri's in Edmonds, WA.
Spoon test 👎🏻 I ain’t one to put a bra on a chicken but the presentation on this girl was nice. With that being said the thickest part of this chowda was the bread. Where the flying Frosted Johnny football were the taters?!?!?! A poor 5.87

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Coopers in Scranton, PA.
I can’t believe in all my years of watching the office they never referenced this chowder. After eating this chowder not only was this spoon standing straight up. -9.3

[JacobCaptainBarbosa @BarbosaJacob]

Coopers in Scranton, PA.
I’ll tell you what I’m disappointed. I can’t believe I’ve been watching the office all this time and they never referenced this chowder. This thiccc yummy goodness was enough for me to come out of hiding. -9.3

[JacobCaptainBarbosa @BarbosaJacob]

Glad to know these boys are okay and we’re able to get some decent chowda.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

So the flavor of this chowder is banging. However not very thiccc but that could be because I didn’t read the instructions sober. Also, does anyone know how you condense something? cause these condensed taters slap harder than my grandmas purse. Solid 7.3 for canned chowda.

[JacobCaptainBarbosa @BarbosaJacob]

I wonder why these guys had to go into hiding… thoughts and prayers y’all stay safe.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

After living at an undisclosed location for the past couple months I have decided to get drunk and make canned chowed standby for the review.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Non-political statement but Im pretty sure bachelorette parties are a bigger menace to society now a days than a bachelor party. #girlsgonewild

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

For every frozen biscuit vladdy daddy slaps in tonight I’ll shotgun a buschie. Every like will be a double tap shotgun multiplier. #STLblues #buschwhacked

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

@StLouisBlues y’all need to

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Getting properly aligned tonight

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

When someone wishes you bad luck you have to drink 5 beers and shoot 12ga dragons breath off the balcony with salt on your balls to break the bad luck.

[KASİDE @zakkumec]

The Ukrainian People are determined to fight; They are armed and ready. They don't have any other chance to get "back" what they deserve, they are aware of this. #Ukrania #Zelensky #StopRussia #StopPutin

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

I’m going to address this once and for all. If you cook ribs in the oven I cannot trust you to water my ex girlfriends cactus.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Next Andy Reid is going to strap up at center and drive a Pat Mahomes sneak in. #ChiefsKingdom

[JacobCaptainBarbosa @BarbosaJacob]

@2brainsonecell I just threw up in my pants.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Grays landing: 2.9: Tastes like dogwater of the potomac, maybe some sludge.Shoulda strained the clam #nochowdA1 #chowdahgate

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Zesty Sandusky on the litty train. #HappyChrismtasEveDay

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Harry’s alehouse- 6.4
The audacity that someone who refers to themself as a “chowder aficionado”ranked this thin leaky non-spoon standing bland bowl of liquid clams in their top 3 Is disgraceful to the clam chowder community. Otherwise good taters.