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[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

I love my pets its there garden as well as mine cheers

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

pope Leo just hit me on FaceTime and said this summer is for the broken hearted lover boys

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Lebron just facetimed me and said let’s make this summer last a lifetime

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

quit drinkin sprites with the mites and come drink cokes with the blokes

[James @CaucasianJames]

leaving his day ones behind as he moves on up in the world. but go ahead and call this picture cute lol

[Tweet City @barchiballin]

nobody can tell me a damn thing once that beanie goes on my head

[basil @youngfishgod]

That im too tall handsome muscular my jawline too chiseled everyone is obsessed with me my creative ceiling is uncapped i stack paper too high im too humble i love too hard

[Tweet City @barchiballin]

could never move in with a girl because I only have enough hangers for my clothes

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I think im addicted to staying ten toes

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If kirby swallowed me he would inherit the gift of empathy and a love for basketball

[Tweet City @barchiballin]

@taylorswift13 I have a senior men’s soccer game this Sunday at 6 if you wanna come watch

[Tweet City @barchiballin]

@GoldieOnSports the next person that slanders me in the fantasy league is getting an army of swifties sent to their door

[Hayley McGoldrick @GoldieOnSports]

obsessed with the guys in my fantasy league tbh