🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut

I hate my life rn | f**k cobhamsexuals

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

Look at Chelsea’s potential squad this year 😍😍😍😍 (ik the costa thing is a dream but still rob isn’t too bad)

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@catinthehat79 @simplyjb22 He’s strong as shit for an 18 year old what are you talking about 😭😭

[Scout in Eurasia @ScoutEurasia]

Dastan Satpayev was tonight’s Player of the Match 🌟🇰🇿

Played as a striker, operated on the right wing, and dropped deeper to help out defensively. A true team player. Had two dangerous shots on target, but was just unlucky not to score. Special talent.

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Men are simple, I post Valentin Barco and they like it

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@CFC_Decatio You want him to boycott a club that controls if he stays or goes for 4 months?

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@GingaBonitoHub No way we sell him… & no way he thinks he should stay this lightweight for his entire career… & no way… & he’s barely been fit in 2026

[Overbeck @OverbeckGaming]

Merecido o +1, jogou muito ano passado

[Advit @advitwake]

what is The Athletic's issue brah 😭

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@advitwake So weird wtf I’ve never seen such a sore loser of a country like he didn’t even do anything out the of the ordinary there ☠️☠️

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@michiganboy310 Why did they have to say the actual words to the sound out loud ☠️

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@TheFootyFeed You think he should be a skinny twig?

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@EbereCFC Acting like they don’t get pay raises for doing well ☠️

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@AirVonte8 😭😭😭 quenda isn’t injured anymore though & emegha hasn’t been for a while so I think we’re good

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

🚨🔵 The fact Jackson is now earning more at Villa than he was at Stamford Bridge helps to explain one of the big reasons behind why Chelsea can sell so successfully.

(@Matt_Law_DT) #CFC

[🧙🏻‍♂️🪄🇦🇷 #BlueCoOut @barcoenjoyer]

@UberWestHam Why are YOU mad at him 😭

[JT @jt_stamford]

He writes the number 8 like a complete spastic

[londonwillalwaysbeblue @ldnwillbeblue]

When Mr Chelsea speaks, you listen.

[۟#EnzoOutHive @reynachal]

not even moved over enzo leaving if you ain’t chels you ain’t chels simple as. good fucking riddance

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

🚨🔵 No midfielder was involved in more goals than Georginio Wijnaldum (22) during the 2025/26 Saudi Pro League season. 👀

(@MozoFootball) #CFC

[Chels Zone @TheChelsZoneX]

🚨🔵 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Chelsea sources dispute Scuro’s version of events. They say Monaco accepted their €55m bid unconditionally in writing, having rejected multiple previous offers from them earlier in the negotiations.

They also insist that Monaco told them the Camara transfer was totally independent of Balogun’s proposed move to Everton.

📰 @TheAthleticFC

[Chels Zone @TheChelsZoneX]

🔵📲 Quenda on Snapchat.

How it all started 😭😂😂😭😭