Carrie

All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
-Dante, about Twitter (probably)

[Carrie @barconnies]

@megbasham That seems under budget

[Carrie @barconnies]

@CigaretteLefty @CyborgPeds @bourbondreaming 🤣🤣🤣

[Carrie @barconnies]

@RantyAmyCurtis Look at me look at meeeee!

[Carrie @barconnies]

@GovSherrillNJ emulating her hero

[Carrie @barconnies]

@Sheltieman3 @eBay Sorry you have to let it go 😔

[Carrie @barconnies]

@BethFer29144945 Lol I remember when his biggest claim to fame was shocking his dog for making sounds.

[Carrie @barconnies]

@ThatOtherJJ Yeah, it's amazing. Free laughs! When it gets old, picture Trump seeing these and renew the glee 🤣

[Carrie @barconnies]

I can't believe my X feed keeps putting turds in my FOLLOWING stream

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

I can’t believe I live in a world where my only lunch option is a $20 burrito.

[Carrie @barconnies]

@VERBAL_CHANCLA Unfortunately I did it to myself by reading a lot of the stories, so now I'm seeing a lot of these cases.

[Carrie @barconnies]

@FletchMatlock I haven't done it yet but I can't promise I won't 🤣

[ElisaNYJM @CaffMomREDACTED]

I watched this video while I was getting ready for my son‘s wedding on October 7, 2023.
If you think that Gazans deserve any sympathy, get out of my TL.

[Carrie @barconnies]

@CaffMomREDACTED I listened to the updates on my ear buds at work and people still wonder why I was crying for most of my shift. I have absolutely no connection to Israel and am not an easy crier. The fact that anyone even considers sympathizing with Gazans is still mind-blowing

[Carrie @barconnies]

@lyndseyfifield @InezFeltscher And it wasn't even that long ago!

[Carrie @barconnies]

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[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

We should force Mazie Hirono and Ted Lieu to mate so that we could create the world’s dumbest Asian

[Carrie @barconnies]

@KeenanPeachy @PassagePress It's a mirror of Mamdani's mask

[Carrie @barconnies]

@GuilbaultRenee @LaurenGruel If she hadn't staged her home, would costs have gone down? If you hadn't made this comment, would we know you're an ass?

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Food would be a lot more affordable if we didn't have to spend so much more for organic milk, cage free eggs, ground beef not pumped full of vaccines, chicken not full of synthetic hormones, organic flour, fruit not soaked in Round Up or sprayed with carcinogens, God knows what else.

It wasn't always so. Cheap food used to be the good organic farm-fresh food. Grandpa ate organic meat and produce without paying more for it.

Now the cheap food is highly processed, mass produced with additives, and the natural stuff is 2x the price

"Just buy the cheap factory farmed meat, maybe if you didn't want cancer or diabetes you should have worked harder"

Thanks for whoever gave us this great system

[Carrie @barconnies]

@realrabbilinda Trying to imagine a beast looking like her coming up with thirst trap material...