Donnie Thornberry

For Entertainment & Satirical Purposes Only. Who trusts pretty girls anyway?

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Caught myself being a spazz. Got tired of my neighbor asking to mow my lawn so I told him anytime he don’t like it he can mow it. I pulled in this morning and it’s pristine I’m like “this mf didn’t even ask” 😂😂😂😂😂 like let me shut tf up

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

@iamcardib good thing nobody cares about that girl 😭

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Kids do not appreciate gentle parenting at all. When I ask Ava to do something and she responds in any other way than doing wtf I asked, I wanna bust her in her shit. 🫠

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Atp the twins bday trip just gonna be me and my mom bc everyone is about to get cussed out I don’t play about my kids at all.

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

@LaBrujaLavanda A lump formed in my throat immediately 😭 it’s been helping me so much

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

I just keep telling myself “they’re gonna try to give you another bologna sandwich” and that helps a lot but still

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Everyday it gets harder and harder not to go to jail

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[Big Mama @duhnail___]

Why yall arguing with people about Jay-Z that was born in 2005???

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

@LaBrujaLavanda Oh and mine, Alana’s 2 AND her are staying over 😇

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

May’anni wanted to stay w her sister tn and this bitch gonna tell her mom “there’s no room at Siaras” if that ain’t the weirdest shit ever what a hatin weird ass bitch

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

@LaBrujaLavanda Girl it took me a whole hour and 2 joints to relax

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

@LaBrujaLavanda 😭😭😭😭 knowing I ain’t gon do shit 🤦🏽‍♀️ but it felt good

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Most times I’m fine but sometimes I just want to poo in peace. One of the twins just turned the knob and I was like go head and open it so I can punch you in the face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 they walked away

[Donnie Thornberry @bardi_sii]

Now guess where May can stay tonight? MY HOUSE. Weird controlling ass bitch like wtf

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

you see she packed a flat iron

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[YOU @HesAntiS0cial]

@rahsh33m 😩🤦🏾‍♂️