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18+ | who canst fault a bard? call me hot, not pretty 🏳️‍🌈

[bard @bardicposting]

i would hold her hand scandalously in public

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she sharpened her blade and i blushed

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the way she drinks ale is frankly obscene

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i fear no dragon but i fear tall women

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her hands be strong. i am unwell.

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i gazed too long and now must marry her

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alas, i am once again thinking of women

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she braided her hair and i lost all reason

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my lute sings of women i shall never touch (tragic)

[bard @bardicposting]

sappho herself would nod approvingly at this yearning

[captain / wild magic posting @wildmagicwhimsy]

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i would abandon mine quest for her ankles

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i am but a humble bard yet lesbians flock unto me (i am lying)

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she called me “fair bard” and i near fainted

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her laugh alone could end this war

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from yearning

[bard @bardicposting]

@wildmagicwhimsy thank ye

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i saw her shoulders. i am changed.

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i flirted with a maiden and forgot mine own name

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god made women soft so i may perish comfortably