bareback contessa 2.0

don’t text.

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

@1993h0liday you get it 🫶🏻

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

took the entire day off work for my gender affirming care appt next week

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

just a little word of advice… do NOT ❌ fuck your Amazon driver bc he will hit you up every time he’s in the neighborhood

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

wake up and smell the bleach!

[corb @awshuqs]

last night was a silent film (i went nonverbal)

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

I could really go for a flamin chicken bacon ranch from Bay Boys rn

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

@pissedx printing this out so I can read it on Wednesday at 8pm

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

felt reeeeally skinny when I went to the store … I know I’m gonna regret this around Wednesday night at 8pm when I have no snacks

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

seeing a TikTok about rising grocery prices moments before I leave for the grocery store https://t.co/dlNe0xQZD5

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

@pissedx same! like shut thee fuck up🤐

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

this has been the most mentally taxing week of my life https://t.co/utVHYnXlDf

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

me at therapy this morning when she asked how my week has been

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

maybe you’re not as good at scamming as you think you are diva..

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

hey so actually this doesn’t have to make sense to anyone but me for me to tweet it

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

omfg just move your $500 out of the SVF so we don’t have to deal with a 12 month Put

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

minimum wage for a maximum loser!

[bareback contessa 2.0 @barebackcontes]

so hungover I had to turn on The Hot Chick