He talks about God and Jesus all the time and all that. I just don't know how to tell him that I am definitely not a gift from the god that he worships...
I always buy this nice homeless man something to eat from my store whenever he pops up. He pops up almost every night that I work because of this, I'm sure. He calls me a "blessing from God"... I am a Satanist... Hoe do I deal with this? He's very Christian.
I started crying bc I hate chocolate milk. it's gross af. The kid sitting next to me told the teacher and they put one strawberry milk down BUT WHEN WE ACTUALLY WENT ON THE FIELD TRIP I CRIED AGAIN BC THEY DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE ANY. This is my villain origin story...
One time, in the 5th grade we were gonna go on a field trip and we had to order our lunch. They had everyone choose and I was the only one who wanted strawberry milk in my class. My teacher just asked if who wanted white milk and assumed everyone else wanted chocolate.