🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄

Serious fan of ridiculous things. Adventure instigator. Recovering shoe addict. Supporter of equality and pockets for all. #blm #vaccinate She/Her

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Here’s just a friendly reminder that you’re pretty amazing and I’m glad you’re in this world.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

If we’re mutuals here and you follow me there, lmk, so I can follow you back.

#threads #TwitterIsDead

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

All right, final reminder that you can find me over on Threads also as @barelyliterate. I am not deleting my Twitter account, but I am deleting the app so I won’t be tweeting again, unless new ownership finds its way back and this app recovers.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@nicksortor The irony:

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Hey, before this app disappears entirely, I’m under the same handle on Threads if anybody wants to go over there. Tag me if you do so I can add you also.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@BJtheWebGuy It’s a building. You’re welcome.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Do you know what I don’t understand? Why hasn’t Danny Trejo been on any episodes of The Walking Dead? Like…. @AMCTalkingDead @AMC_TV #makeithappen

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Applied for a leadership role at ⁦@Starbucks⁩ and got this rejection letter. Which would be fine, except for “per our conversation,” since this is the only response I’ve received after submitting an application online.

Recommend editing this template.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Hey @POTUS super psyched that I was able to help you beat Trump in 2020, but, like, feel free to reconsider the whole 2024 thing.

@TheDemocrats maybe let’s just have a primary. Yeah? Like…

#nomoreoldwhitemen

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@AlexaSommers Not it. This is fucking gross. Transphobes are gross.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@BronwynAnn Did you do the facebook one?

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@frankgrubar @LoriTrahanMA It’s the exact same tactic that shows up in Trump emails.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

I am disappointed in @LoriTrahanMA and then other members of Congress, who are focusing on #TikTok, specifically instead of any potential greater issue at hand. We shouldn’t be regulating a single company.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@frankgrubar @LoriTrahanMA No, the survey. The misleading survey is the bs.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@frankgrubar @LoriTrahanMA Then Lori should not be sending these bullshit emails.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@carly_estella @Instacart Unless they like that type of interaction and they don’t want to do anything about it. Let’s take this private is not to take. Private is for when I’m giving up confidential information about my own account.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

Can someone @Instacart explain how this was an acceptable conversation?

My intention was to renew my membership once I was employed again, but when it renewed on its own, without my knowledge or consent, and I went to customer service for help, this is what happened.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@carly_estella @Instacart Seriously. How hard would it have been to say something publicly like “ this is not the kind of service that we are expecting from our representatives, we apologize for your interaction, and we will take steps to make sure that that type of interaction doesn’t happen again.”?

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@carly_estella @Instacart I bet they ask you to DM them because they don’t wanna talk about this publicly. Instacart fix your shit.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

I just watched the trailer, for #WeHaveAGhost and I can officially say, even with a comb over, @DavidKHarbour is still painfully hot.

That is all.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@BronwynAnn Lovely. As always.

[🌈 𝐃𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 🦄 @barelyliterate]

@Instacart But I am not giving out any of my account information, so there is no reason why this has to be private unless you don’t want other people to see whatever you have to say.