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Delores Abernathy had some good points and so did Bender Bending Rodriguez ______________________________________________ she/her 80% cartoons, 20% hot gas

[dirt 🌱 @barelynotabitch]

You coulda had a bad bitch, sour skittle

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Do y'all think Pamela Anderson would be my mom if I asked her and was like REALLY nice?

[dirt 🌱 @barelynotabitch]

My husband, explaining my sleep apnea: Her titty too big. Her forget how to breathe.

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Going on airboat rides in Louisiana is just microdosing Jurassic Park

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A patient told me that I could never fit into an I Dream of Jeanie outfit but I'm "thick tho". I should be able to clock out and go home.

[dirt 🌱 @barelynotabitch]

Dost thou take offense if I rip upon the bong?

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When I sing Red Wine Supernova, I'm afraid that my voice just sounds like the Patrick from Spongebob AI version. Like unreasonably self- conscious about it.

[thay ⚢︎ @imxthay]

@katya_zamo

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Wanting to buy my friends shit for pride like it's their bday

"And a Happy Being Gay to you and you and you and you and-"

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

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It's not enough. I *have* to fight every American healthcare system upper management employee.

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Taking the rankest fattest shit at hobby lobby #gayrights

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Every day I am devastated that I don’t make enough money to send my friends little gifts.

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@notlyndiana This Barbie is not judging you 😎💖^^

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

liv was so real for this

[Arann Reichhardt Swordsmith @ArannReichhardt]

They're putting chemicals in the fire that turn the friggin SWORDS gay!!!

[dirt 🌱 @barelynotabitch]

@melvindooooo So excited for you!!! Hope the healing process is quick :)

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@notlyndiana Y’know that’s always a yeehaw from me, my dude 🤠

[trash jones @jzux]

hamburger? you mean a clean joe?

[dirt 🌱 @barelynotabitch]

Super fucked up that I can’t yell as loud as I can at work. All employees should be allowed to yell as loud as they can as a treat 😇