Jim Martin (XII)

TV / Film writer, producer, comedian & wannabe rockstar. Accidentally awesome. Deceivingly simple. Buy my movie here:

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

If @DanhausenAD doesn’t get front row seats at MSG, the @nyknicks are confused.

[Disney Wiki @Disney_Wiki]

Today marks the 11th anniversary of the #RandyCunningham: 9th Grade Ninja episode, "Escape from Scrap City", written by Jim Martin and directed by Sean Petrilak.
Ninja and McFist are stranded on the most dangerous place in Norrisville after a crash.

[Disney Wiki @Disney_Wiki]

Today marks the 11th anniversary of the #RandyCunningham: 9th Grade Ninja episode, "The Three Mascot-teers", written by Jim Martin & John O'Bryan and directed by Stephanie Arnett.
Randy learns it's not always fun to be the best friend of the costumed hero of Norrisville High.

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

Before #AEWDoN,
watch the The Buy In
FREE before the ppv THIS SUNDAY!

Your new co-hosts are @ReneePaquette & Mick Foley!
Foley’s coming back to TBS, where he ran wild as Cactus Jack!

Don’t miss his first night in AEW on Sunday +
see you for Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite TONIGHT!

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@ProPandemonium Tyler Bateman

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@TheMatthewRoyer Now this is a good take.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@raducrisanx Where are Harry’s trophies (other than his Frankenstein lookalike gold medal)

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

Oh jfc. Can we just close this out @celtics ?

[Greg Grunberg @greggrunberg]

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE SHOW

20 years after debuting - #Heroes is a massive hit where it dominates the Apple TV Store, ranking #1 after entering the charts. Also starring in Heroes are Ali Larter, Milo Ventimiglia, Hayden Panettiere, Masi Oka, Adrian Pasdar, Zachary Quinto, and Greg Grunberg.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@Lawrenc52859337 @WelsbyElton Don’t be mean. His kindness and talent shouldn’t be forgotten. A lot of people are alcoholics. It’s a disease. Leave the man alone.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@WelsbyElton He has a Heart of gold.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

Can we get a big shout out to Jordan Walsh?! @celtics #bleedgreen

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@QTalksFtbl No respect needed. Ian has lost the plot.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

Congratulations to all @dallascowboys friends and fans and to our first two picks in the draft. What a great boost to the defense. Very excited. #nfldraft

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

As a @dallascowboys fan, I am ecstatic at the results of the #nfldraft so far.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@Gazwarrington

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Haaland saved Gabriel from a red card:

“If I went to the floor it would have been a red card, that is not football.”

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Imagine dunking on them and still propping him too. What a man Haaland is. Absolute class. 👍​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@TheEllisScott @Peps_Era You are delusional

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@piersmorgan Go on then.

[Jim Martin (XII) @barelysarcasm]

@FJDesanto Frank.