number 1 limerence sufferer

🌈 the person reading this is gay ✨

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

losing jane schoenbrun on twitter while keeping that dumb argentinian filmtwt account gotta be one of the worst trades ever

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

i think we should spend our time considering more important things. like jacking off techniques

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

every once in a while i glimpse something that makes me understand why my gf loathes academic philosophy as much as she does

[Zy @ZyMazza]

I would like it if everyone read this paper

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

good things come in threes

[female adam friedland 🇵🇸🇾🇪🔻 @secantsegment]

what’s up with the link between trans women, liking fat women/men, and autism. it’s crazy how much you notice it once you are tapped in

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

i believe women can set up shared drives

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Not subtle or micro but when I would teach writing classes and they had to set up like a shared drive or exchange their emails or something, I'd tell them to set it up but "the person who sets it up can't be a woman."

[King Koopas Kool Kartoonz @AKoolKoopa]

Friend is watching one of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials for the first time

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

@PreambleMorris1 @OneWordPowerful i did, and it cost me 2 grand

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

great hand movements, very naturalistic

[CBS News @CBSNews]

What was going through Erika Kirk’s head when she forgave her husband’s alleged murderer? What does she make of the wild conspiracy theories surrounding his death? Can she help mend a divided America, plagued by political violence?

Just days after the posthumous release of her Charlie Kirk’s last book, "Stop, in the Name of God: Why Honoring the Sabbath Will Transform Your Life," @MrsErikaKirk sat down with CBS News Editor-in-Chief @bariweiss to discuss everything from grief and faith to leading one of the most powerful conservative groups in the country.

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

feeder stuff is fascist? does anyone read theory anymore? feederism is the most radical act of communism a person can take, and that’s a direct quote from marx

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

she’s dysphoric when she’s not blue

[SĒBU‼️ @SEBUTHEWORLD]

deleted the tweet and changed the banner... and sadieliath charts continue to tank... couldnt even stand on it smh

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

The Chair Company

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

They could have converted Scrooge in 10 minutes if they had sent a ghost with fat knockers to give him a Christmas themed bj

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

guess what

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

Another day of waking up and I’m still not a fat goth girl

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

I hate gay Halloween just post a damn picture without that setup

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

besides the point but i think we should destroy whoever made veneers mandatory for becoming a pop star

[Eeko34 @Eeko3411300911]

Imagine dating teenagers and portraying them as womanizer and bad boys
And then:

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

i’m gonna be on camera, better do my favorite makeup look: chimney sweeper

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

it’s deleted now (good) but my favorite response to this was people getting mad they’re taking up more space by doing this. okay, if she was sitting next to him do you think there would be enough space for you to sit too?

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

yeah

[demon girlfriend @alicex275x]

THERES A WORD FOR THIS THIS IS A THING?!?!?

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

i think people should suck and fuck on street corners

[number 1 limerence sufferer @barf_babe]

i showed this video to two friends i went on vacation with and then we recreated it

[Jeremy Ball @JMBall21]

Now that The Naked Gun is on digital, I can share what I think is not only the funniest joke in the movie, but the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.