The Chugger of Midland

Beautiful Sunshine Friendship Happy Giggle Land

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I just farted so hard it cracked my back

[Luna @lunachainsaw]

(wokely) minorities do not have the capacity for human thought

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

@ihaveaids5000 @b4rfchan @rpdr_nolimbs

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I didn't know what dental dams were until last week

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

Bob's Burgers is so fucking unfunny

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

My cat is a transmedicalist

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I think Snuggies made a lot of people gay

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

@Glowfish888 We🤍💖🖤Ender

[treasury secretary (in a pirate way) @Gamer_Niles]

Despite my best efforts, Michelobe Ultra continues to gain popularity

[treasury secretary (in a pirate way) @Gamer_Niles]

In a world where pooping is illegal.... A group of outlaws known as the poop squad must free the world

[treasury secretary (in a pirate way) @Gamer_Niles]

Poop detective

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

@Gamer_Niles Wait till u hear about during work YouTube

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

This is about physical pain btw I'm not depressed (my life is epic) and I'm not gonna kill myself , that would probably hurt as well!

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I don't know how much longer I can stand being in pain every day

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

Whats the queer consensus on Iggy Azalea

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

@Glowfish888 yes

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I want Solaire from Dark Souls carnally but I also want his hand in marriage

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

I've been eating a fucked up amount of sausages ever since moving out

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

My piss tastes like Kona Big Wave

[The Chugger of Midland @barfchugger]

Manifesting horrors for you