The Bar Fifties 🍺 🐴 ⚽️

Semi-professional ⚽️ Men’s 30+ Premier Beer Leaguers ⚽️ “Football is Life” ⚽️ Gaffer: Ben Presley ⚽️ Captain: Nic Mosser ⚽️ Hall of Fame: Ben Pranke

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New season kicks off tonight. Last year we clawed, scrapped, and maybe bribed the soccer gods to win the division on the final night. 🏆 Now the target’s on our backs. Title defense starts at 7pm… bring earplugs, because the goal celebrations will be loud. ⚽🔥 #Over30Dynasty

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Your @barfifties lost by 1 last week—mostly due to poor officiating, aging joints, and a mysterious halftime cramp epidemic. Still top of the table, and we play the #2 team tonight. Time to remind them why ibuprofen sales spike on Thursdays. #coldsnacks #beerleaguesoccer

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It’s Family Night, so expect a full barn. We’ll be backchecking like Benn, forechecking like toddlers, and praying no one Mikko Rantanens us in transition. Basically Stars playoff vibes, but with way more hamstrings on IR. ⚽️🥅⭐️ #themooseisloose @jamiebenn14 @DallasStars

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Just months ago, we were beer league legends who went a full year without a single win. Now we're one game away from clinching the division title. The over-30 comeback arc is real. Somebody ice the knees and chill the beers. 🍻⚽ #BeerLeagueRedemption #OneMoreWin @MTKYColdSnacks

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Tonight's starting 6 brought to you by @MTKYColdSnacks.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what are you doing in this scenario?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

That’s one way to take out a tooth😂

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

I love Family Guy 😂

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Whoopi Goldberg goes on sex strike to protest Trump win.

Follow: @AFpost

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Kamala Harris election overturned prank is insane. 😭😭

[The Bar Fifties 🍺 🐴 ⚽️ @barfifties]

“Eat shit, shit eater”

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McChase with extra sauce

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What a beaut

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“Damn he comes out way too much”

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Who ordered a Billy special?

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Bar Fifties really said, "What if we just *didn't* win?" 🤦‍♂️ Blew the lead and tied Fortress 4-4. Comedy of errors at its finest! #MissedOpportunity #DoBetter #ComedyShow ⚽

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We shit the bed 4-2. Billy wins MVP of the match

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From losing every game by 5 goals every Thursday to rebuilding the club and sniffing a first club championship tonight. Be proud of yourself Fiddies, we will get it next season! ⚽️🍻🐎

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@MTKYColdSnacks 👋👋

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Lujan takes advantage of some sloppy play by the Explorers to set up the third goal. If we don’t know who’s shooting, the keeper doesn’t either!

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Match day!!!

🆚: The Explorers
🕜: 6:45 PM CST / 12:45 AM GMT
📺: Global
🎟️: All (five) sold out!
⚡: @MTKYColdSnacks
📢: @BPresley321 (1-0, but still unqualified)

Let's earn some...

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The 50s dynamic defense teams up for the second goal of the match. Wild @wlpresley90 kindly lays it off to @milesdavid89, and he bags his signature one goal of the season.