Barfly Guy

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@RobBuchananNBA @BallsackSports Stop spewing all your B.S.. Clickbait.

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@RobBuchananNBA Exactly how stupid are you?

18 points not 28
8 rebounds not 18
8 assists not 10

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@ThePosterzone @wojespn

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@MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport With all the people telling you to tone it down and have some class, tell them all to suck a bag of 🍆🍆🍆. Now may not be the time to gloat (but feel free to) but it sure is the time to make sure you don’t take your foot off the gas. Keep at it.

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@BILDERBERG_GP @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Sure hope not

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@nebraskangooner @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Yeah, like his test results lol

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@Charalanahzard @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS He probably doesn’t have it and just wants to use the excuse so he doesn’t have to debate again 🤣

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@RealEricCarmen @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Yeah thoughts and prayers right back at you. Just like the victims of school shootings.

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@TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS When the fuck has any republican in the Trump administration shown any humanity you contradicting piece of shit.

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So y'all have probably been wondering where I've been. You'd think during the quarantine I'd have more time to make cocktails. But truthfully I've been quite busy so when I need a cocktail I need something quick,… https://t.co/CecAi2ZI7J

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Sometimes the simplest recipes are often the best. Some of the most classic and favorite cocktails are those that only contain a couple ingredients. A Classic Tom Collins is one of them. I don't know about you, but… https://t.co/DHnhOwQFLi

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I don't have gin too often, but I wanted something refreshing and thought a Raspberry Gin Fizz sounded nice. Of course with mine I did twice as many raspberries because I wanted to make my immune system stronger by… https://t.co/AGwMGZLHBx

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Today's recipe is called The Texan Truce. While I doubt I'll be going to Texas anytime soon, I can still sit back and pour myself this awesome beverage. Just beware if you are someone who doesn't like sour, then I'd… https://t.co/sNzAHnu4Pf

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I was in the mood for something brown with a little sweetness. I would say that describes me but that would be more like white and regret.

So where was I? Oh yeah, today's cocktail. The cocktail for today is… https://t.co/dvMKuziHKt

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Well I finally got around to seeing Suicide Squad so I got inspired to try making a Suicide Squad inspired cocktail called "Joker Gone Wild".

INGREDIENTS

2 oz Cherry Vodka
.5 oz Bacardi Rum
1 oz Midori
3 oz… https://t.co/B5fE1wkBcR

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You know what they say about avoiding trying to get drunk? Sticking with one type of booze. Well I don't believe in that, which is why today's cocktail is an Adios Mother F****r, also known as AMF.Nothing like… https://t.co/JagtYghOgQ

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I must say I was very surprised that I liked this cocktail as much as I did. Usually when I think of anything involving Fireball, I think of girls in a sorority doing shots because they need the sweetness to mask… https://t.co/TiPOgofKgr

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Well I thought I would MIX IT UP (see what I did there) and try something new. You are probably thinking to yourself “what on earth is this”. usually all of my home cocktails involve hard booze but this is one of… https://t.co/6Hy8zT3n42

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So far this has been one of my favorite drinks this year. I present to you the Tipsy Mermaid Rum Punch. Want to know how you can experience this awesome drink yourself? Well here you go. Start by taking a cocktail… https://t.co/E0aQawC2Wy

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Well what we have here is a Tropical Heat Mojito. Who else loves a good mojito? Of course you do. But I thought I'd add a twist to it. Most mojitos are made with light rum, but I thought I'd switch it up and throw… https://t.co/2VgdztrcXv