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come 2 Bluesky lol

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He's my boyfriend now ladies it's really not that hard

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Introduced the man I'm dating to the online only taco bell luxe cravings box so yeah you could say we're getting serious

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You just KNOW Joe alwyn was like girl I can't w u anymore

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I love human men cuz they do shit like look at a flower garden and say "wow it smells like a bunch of candles"

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I just got hit on by a literal teenager at the car wash while sweating bullets and wearing my clip on sunglasses he tried to flirt by giving me a free air freshener and told me he thought I was VERY beautiful thank you god for the uncomfortable confidence boost

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New favorite pastime is messaging my tinder matches "are you mad at me???"

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A human man used bam margera as a frame of reference to describe a trait of mine so I'm just gonna go kms

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Nothing but respect for MY president (whoever lords over the ice at loves)

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Will I get out of Kansas without succumbing to hunts brothers pizza??????

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Me to the national catholic register: so true bestie

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Watching exorcist believer at 645 pm feels extremely incorrect and yet here I am

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Ready to discuss his mermaid hair and injectable routine at a moment's notice just someone somewhere say the word

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I loathe the ghouls of fb marketplace

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Fuck you, fuck your fuckin electric whisk, and FUCK Victoria Paris

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I Am Having A Bad Time So I Have To Get Back On Here And Say It Into The Ether

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No more for this app sorry come find me here https://t.co/FROPvYOkn0

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Being in recovery from downers is goofy cuz I thought so many things were suuuper boring but turns out I was just really fucking high

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All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die (eat a sumo Orange every day) said the man next to me out of nowhere (me to my own self while peeling my orange)

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@strugglinguncle I JUST GOT BINOCULARS ON EBAY

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Cannot and will not shut the fuck up about Venus (that's Saturn next to it!!! Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)