Donnie Darko

My bite is worse than my bark and I am a MELONFARMER I think about things and occasionally have a moment of clarity

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Guess she’s an Xbox and I’m more like Atari 🎶🎶

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This is the full picture: Jemmy barely tolerated him. He was Basil to her Sybil

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Donnie Darko 2010-2023

He woke up, he toiled, he slept, he woke up, he toiled, he slept. He pushed the boulder up, it rolled back down, he started again.

A hound who understood the absurdity of life and never judged.

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I will always have your back @fweb

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@ilkleymax Time is a social construct.

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I had my feets drilled & my teefs scoured.

How will it end?

Or is this just a beginning.

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@sueperkins Food lens.

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@ilkleymax Do you need help? Can I call anyone for you?

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The world is absurd — Albert Camus

Time to go home now please.

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Clarification:
The cheesy nachos had been unattended for at least 40 minutes & the molten cheese had solidified, meaning that the entire ISLAND of nachos ended up disappearing when I only meant to taste the coral reef.

Now I know what happened to Atlantis.

Plato’s myth solved!

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“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us, but to be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.”
With apologies to Albert Camus.

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@ilkleymax Oh benevolent Max. She is truly a privileged person.

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"Not being loved is a simple misfortune. The real misfortune is not knowing how to love."

― Albert Camus

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These humans are creatures who spend their lives trying to convince themselves that their existence is not absurd — Albert Camus

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There is a peculiar name for this little lane near Fircombe Too.

But I call it the Sniffomation Superhighway 😬

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“At the present time, I long only to sleep and to remain silent. I am sick of humanity.”
― Albert Camus

I concur. But also dinner.

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Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lie.

— Albert Camus

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@ilkleymax Important supervisory role.

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I got caught in the door curtains and nobody found me for DAYS.
Excitement, abandonment and excrement *avoids eye contact*

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Now I know what @ChrisGPackham feels like *worries*

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There is a BIRB in my house! *worries*