Michael Barker

shitpostin

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

@AlexSmithmrsc @Mia2luvu Bro, why’s your account so hateful? U doing ok?

[J @Jrwebster79]

@omgsidewalks

[ozzy @ozzerrozzer]

how it feels to be gay and not gaf about heated rivalry

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

Any day in year 9 was significantly worse than any of my bad days now

[bre @aantlerqueen]

seeing straight women crying about bridgerton lesbians saying it’s not realistic for the times and blah blah blah what part of bridgerton is realistic LMAO sorry it’s not two men you fucking birds

[☻ @WZG1889]

sorry but there’s nothing more jobless than the l ticket inspectors on trains who ask for your railcard

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

God please take Elon Musk and give us Leslie Jordan back

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

“you just want an easy life.”
yeah, that’s kinda the point.

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

I think having a b*yfriend would make me infinitely less cool

[🦢 @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

I’m not too much. I’m not a burden. I’m not asking for anything unreasonable.

I’m asking to feel safe.

And that’s more than fair.

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

Guys I’m bloody boiling. What is this UK weather? Honestly willing to stay at some old guys place for the night just for some air conditioning

[⟡ luna @skryholic]

yeah we can tell

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

People post think pieces that don’t even utilise thinking anymore

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

Living with your parents shouldn’t be embarrassing anymore

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

charlie u fatty, idc about ur ed shut up #Heartstopper

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

#heartstopper is so shit, this charlie fucker is bare pissin me off. his eyebrows are fuckin huge, if he talks about his ED one more time imma kms

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

steve lacy i wanna kiss u so bad

[Michael Barker @barker_mic32499]

externally imposed identities cause internal changes which spawn new externally imposed identities. i am a reaction, reacting to reactions