John Barker

I am coming to get you

[John Barker @barkerja]

Well that was a weird experience

[John Barker @barkerja]

It's true what they say, my cock is just about the best thing in the world. Trust me, once you see it you love it.

[John Barker @barkerja]

LOL found a way to hack my Xbox profile so I get loads of achievements

[John Barker @barkerja]

Back in SF for the weekend, had a great memorial session last night with two sailors and a jäger bomb or twelve. #safesex

[John Barker @barkerja]

Anybody wanna see the penis today?

[John Barker @barkerja]

@dutchashell do you know a guy called Snarfle?

[John Barker @barkerja]

Does anybody know him? #snarfle

[John Barker @barkerja]

I found out because I've been getting calls from a guy I think I slept with callIng himself Snarfle. He's got a holland number.

[John Barker @barkerja]

Ok just found out I was in holland in April, which kinda makes sense as I've got three pairs of clogs

[John Barker @barkerja]

Seven months I've been lost, sometimes I'm not even sure if I've been in the same country. Now I'm back and I'm going to make the difference

[John Barker @barkerja]

Thinking of blogging about my exploits, after the whole 50 shades stuff I think there's a market for what I do. Last night I had two gals.

[John Barker @barkerja]

Hmmm

[John Barker @barkerja]

@johnbarker umm... it's in use?

[John Barker @barkerja]

Tight tight tight ass right now, may live tweet tonight's conquest downtown. From the first stroke...

[John Barker @barkerja]

Best weekend ever. Met up with two different couples last night, had amazing sessions with both of them. They love my abs too!

[John Barker @barkerja]

So far I've brought two girls back, one of them brought their man with them. Love Saturday's.

[John Barker @barkerja]

Best thing about my new sofa? The amount of times I get laid on it!

[John Barker @barkerja]

Hoping I get laid tonight. Found this site to hook you up with couples, very excited!

[John Barker @barkerja]

Late nights make me hungry

[John Barker @barkerja]

Just realised I can fellate myself!