Pineapple Finger Guns ™

Listen to hardcore. Existence is exhausting. Physically in Cleveland, mentally in Vegas. Cat dad.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

I’ve been laughing at this @WWERollins action figure for 10 minutes. Lmao

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

The only reason people think Twilight is better than OOT is because they’re honey for Midna.

[nick @The24thFrame]

Ocarina of Time is one of the greatest works of the medium, a genuinely beautiful work of art. Twilight Princess, while a good game, is primarily a reheated version of OOT made for edgy 2000s hot topic kids who spent 3 years crying about cell-shading.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Brother listen. I’m a new hockey fan because my buddy in Raleigh told me to start watching at the start of the second round. I’ve been more invested in the Canes run than anything happening in sports right now. This shit rules.

[Ryan Henkel @RyanHenkel_]

Canes fans, how y'all feeling this morning?

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Someone buy Brandon Bussi a hooker after that. #Stanleycup

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

The farther the banana costume/End It saga gets beaten into the ground, the more I support End It. The costume was lame, but whining about it is far lamer.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

This goes fucking hard holy shit

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

@CeeHawk Joints bogged down by mozzarella and marinara sauce.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

@MindOfQuinn Quinn. What the fuck lol

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the new ‘CRAZY TAXI’ game.

Releasing in 2027.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

@NickWilsonSays heated rivalry is about gay hockey players, the other is just hockey and sex (the wife watches so this just what I’ve picked up in passing)

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

So there’s like, no real reason for me to watch Browns this year, right?

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Our bullpen is hot wet ass.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Chad Gable is PISSING blood Jesus Christ

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Jesus Christ. You’re down six, we need base runners

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Holy piss missile Travis

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Three day weekend coming up and the weather is supposed to be crap all three days. My patience is wearing thin mother nature.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Good god Martinez was SCREAMING around the base path #GuardsBall

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

Kenley is STILL pitching? Is this guy a warlock?

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

I want Atkinson and Harden sent to Antarctica if (when) they lose this series.

[Pineapple Finger Guns ™ @BarkFu]

I’m not watching the rest of this shit. Fuck ass Cavs. I’m going back to friends.