Ethan Barkhurst

just don’t suck dick for crack- my dad

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

Noice @FiedlerDylan @hunter_1021

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

@makaylamariee97 Me @ my college professors rn

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

We did it everyone.

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

Dear cities of st.clair and Union, if you would please not treat the roads tonight so that I don’t have to take my trigonometry test in the morning I will be forever grateful.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Dear Lord, give us back Stan Lee and we’ll give you all the Kardashians. Merica.

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

College is stupid.

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

Please, for the love of God, stop chewing gum in your Snapchat stories.

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

If I see another photo shoot in sunflowers I’m deleting all social media until all the flowers die.

[relatable @byreIatable]

First week of the semester:

*gets full night sleep*
*studies*
*works out*
*goes to class early*

October:

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

Shoutout to my mom for yelling at the prosecuting attorney and getting my ticket dismissed.

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

This next song I wrote for my ex girlfriend https://t.co/PasYQXKfJZ

[Ethan Barkhurst @barkhurst_e]

Juniors, believe me when I say that your senior year will be a blur. Oh, and good luck, you'll need it.