Gene Columbus

researcher at the sebulba institute. residential stucco, double double prince of beechwood drive, zees grill/dairy queen combo forever. yelp me, rhonda

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Hi Sharks. (unveiling a wired detonator in my sweaty palm) Today I’m here to usher us all into paradise

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

just found a hidden Mickey in my new apartment! LMAO!!!!! And in regards to the fascism, well

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three

[Zeas @zeas44]

damn ok tim walz

[BWT @TOSHPOINTBRO]

kari lake always looks like she passed away during filming and they had to finish her scenes with a cgi technology that is years away from being half decent

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

Hey we’d love to have you work for us but first we’re gonna need a little pee

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Governor Walz, do you support Genius Artist Cesar Catalina and his Design Authority’s dream of using bio-adaptive material Megalon to propel us into the future or will you stand behind Mayor Frank Cicero and his regressive policies? You have two minutes.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

seeing my girl lost in a corn maze would give me the ick. my wife would never get befuddled by grain

[Gene Columbus @barklycooltimes]

DOXXED BY IAN

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Iguodala to Curry
- Back to Iguodala
- Up for a lay-up, Woah
- BLOCKED BY JAMES

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see