Eugene “The Garbage” Howard

distribution manager of buzzballs in the greater peninsula | semi present father | graduate of Cornell university | (not chi phi) | JV DPOY

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

I fuck with sneezing more than shitting sometimes. It feels like a damn gold reset and gets your mind right #blowyonose

[Tom “The Train” Allen @tomallenoffical]

Officially the changing of the guard

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

How does one genuinely make uncle pussy without aunt cock??

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Getting bilingual tn 🇲🇽 🇮🇹 #stillAmerican

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

What the fuck!!!!?????

[✶ @l_i_n_d_z__]

we need a slur for slow walkers

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

On the way to Memphis and the only thing I can think about is how much of a bitch moneybag is #fuckthestate

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

@Shammy4Vols It would be the most quick and efficient way to go on with your day. At the same time you would be able to doomscroll for longer.

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

How quick does shit fall out of a twinks asshole?

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Crown spotted #thisguygetsit

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

@EastSports69 #shittyACL

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Absolutely one hell of a day of football my crackas #jackingofftn

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

@UTVolShop @VolNetwork East Carolina

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Pocket sandwich with some fat tits!!! #lemmesuckem

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Just got hammered at top golf and hit some nukes for all the older ladies in attendance #fuckmemommy

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Puka nakua more like nuka Jew

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

When the guy at chipotle yells out “he got double chicken” to the cashier

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

What’s your favorite color bag?

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

No better feeling than waking up and ramming my head in between a fucking couch cushion #wishitwassometits

[Eugene “The Garbage” Howard @barkman422]

Only a line off a dudes dick would get me excited today #cornellgrad