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@Ebitar908 Don’t even get me started on me arse 😭💀

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@rats_lockerroom Under no circumstances should b jackson touch that court.

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We must study how aubrey huff got CTE playing first base

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Sick volo sports shirt bro

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Guy reading a book standing up on the subway. Come off it. Play angry Bird 2 like the rest of us

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@ModernHeretic13 @Atlanticist_ What year is it right now you dumb fuck

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@coinbaron @unusual_whales Crypto guy doesn’t understand rate policy or consumer behavior. Color me surprised

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@rascal113646 @unusual_whales Why are you whining about employees being on social media too much? You have sixty two thousand tweets

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@JMC9787 @BigBabyDavid_ “History enthusiast”

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@warsoncentz_

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@cristiangatti99 Christian - long time listener, first time caller. Thoughts on the Salute remix?

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@Harvie3Culley @harryjsisson Harv, you’ve been tweeting at this young man a lot. Is everything ok at home?

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@sportswaatcher Post final stats bossman

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@djdochat Here before you blow up ‼️

[brandon @warsoncentz_]

Jalen Hurts I believe in you

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Happy birfday good year bwimp 🎉 🎂🥳

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@jingusjangu5 Bark

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Guy who thinks the point of instagram is “Girl”

[alex fazio @alxfazio]

instagram is officially dead ☠️

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[Oliver Jones @I_Skream]

Me and @iambenga and Sam Frank are absolutely ooooonnnnnn oneeeee!!!!!!! Anthems incoming!

[Neek @BarkNeek]

Vaxxed?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.