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Manic pixie dream girl aging into a depressive comatose nap lady

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I come to twitter to flesh out an idea, typing and retyping a tweet until I realize my original thought was stupid to begin with, and that I shouldn't put it out into the world

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

Tonight, a mom joined the grieving parents FB group I belong to.

Her son was killed 22 mass shootings ago.

He was killed in a mass shooting last week.

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I fell asleep on the toilet and fell on my face.
My mom says there's no way to spin this to make it sound normal, but it's only happened one other time

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@ask_aubry For me it's "buys 10 more skincare items to add to the collection that she's too lazy to use anyway." But to each her own

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This neighborhood is already low-income. No one can afford utility companies that behave this way

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I've never met a non-crazy chocolate lab. Plenty of calm yellows, but only crazy, goofy, high-energy chocolate labs

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@JoYurcaba @NBCOUT @NBCNews What about boob jobs on underage girls? Those still cool?

[Tlazohtli🌽Southern Indigenous Creative Collective @afromaceualli]

“Surgeons just hand out gender surgery”

I, a 31 yr old adult, just had to ask 4 other adults for 4 separate letters to send another adult for permission to even CONSIDER giving me surgery. In Cali. I also have to lose 40 more lbs & I’ve been living as a man since I was a…

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@cooIboobs They found a homeless guy panhandling in a completely empty park??

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@paulfabretti @KeneAkers But germs deserve free will!

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@DonnaProvencher Active shooter drills help future shooters work out the logistics of carrying out an attack in their school, maximizing deaths

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@ask_aubry He probably figures there are plenty of women out there who would sleep with him much more discreetly.

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Sometimes I remember "I Am Legend" & I can't sleep for two days

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@ask_aubry Well it's considerate of him to warn women that he's only 4 miles away so they can double check their purse for some pepper spray

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@KatyMontgomerie Guys like that hate themselves so much. they protect their ego and reaffirrm their worth by lashing out at ppl who figured out how to respect their own needs. He needs so much help & he suffers. I'm so sorry he thought you were the one who should pay for it 😔

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@Sevencloud @MasculineTakes "Thinking" doesn't seem to be a factor in the winner-take-all sexual market

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@MasculineTakes This is so funny bc I literally carry around a chart with me so I know when to reject strange men & how much to humiliate them when I do it

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@ChiaroscuroF19 @DrProudman Seriously! It's only a *little* femicidal language being glorified. What right do we have as half the population to insist on respecting the lives of women??? Our sons are gonna grow up with a weakened sense of entitlement for God's sake!

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@ask_aubry I demand you take accountability for all my feelings & I require a demonstration of remorse for using your sinister Lady Magic for evil. For your crimes, I sentence you to a more peaceful commute & worst of all, now you don't get to have sex with me.

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@AngeliaDesselle @elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays