Gaz Smith

if you're not the smartest,most interesting person in the room, you're in the wrong room,unless it has a bar

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@autismparent07 @England @HKane How is it an insult? The guy has 81 goals in 115 games, he's got world Cup and euros golden boots, taken us to 2 finals. Bobby Moore played in an era that was nowhere near the level of today's game tbh, those guys drank and smoke, nowhere near the peak of athleticism of today

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@England @HKane Harry deserves to win honours for England more than any, mad to think there's ppl out there that still think shearer was better

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@GaryDelaney Can you imagine going drinking with the beach boys, it'd be like "right who's off to the bar?
An awkward silence, they all look at each other scared to speak first...
alright fucksake... I'LL GET A ROUND

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@GreentextGaming @LFCLaurie When

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@LFCLaurie Write about it in your feelings journal

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@GaryDelaney

Just thought of this one...

I remember when I worked at the coca cola factory , they told me they were letting me go but wanted me to finish my shift first, so I pissed in a tank of lemonade , I don't know if it was bitter... or just plain sprite

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@TonyNudd @FosseHub Now? 😂

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@petercrouch watching martinez getting sent off.. #worldcup06

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@LewisCapaldi Fancy not knowing who Lewis capaldi is

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@rioferdy5 Man utd are back!

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@FosseHub Dear Leicester,,, Hows this working out for you 🤣🤣😘 lots of love.... Leeds

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@17DJB West ham despite being given everything by the ref and by the FA for decades are still out and going down. Blow that

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@LUFC @LUFC think it's time the club looked at legal advice over the blatant corruption from officials, how can they get it wrong even with VAR and not give a penalty, those are the margins that could cost millions, people's jobs and in the league our top flight position

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@robprogressive Why does he have to give his money away at all

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@Keir_Starmer All kier Starmer's assets should be frozen and given to the people in Britain who's lives have been ruined by this corrupt man. Honestly sniffing round a Russian billionaires money to get your cut, who gives a fuck. Try serving your own people you traitor

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@themichaelowen happy birthday.... Well done he's 46 years old

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@Rich__Miz You're not a fan and have no clue about football. Go watch emmerdale

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@petercrouch Luis suarez should buy his wife a beat up volvo for the school run and when she asks why he didn't go for the rang rover sport with all the extras like all the other footballers wives he can say.... "You see,,,

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@LUFC Absolute shit. This is what relegation looks like

[Gaz Smith @barlo121]

@rickygervais this from the office is one of the greatest slightly under the radar visual jokes ever, I feel like it never gets a mention, Gareths sheer look of terror from the swingers sidecar