Samwell Barlozini

Best player in world football. Proud captain @RanchoTexansFC

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@scfcalex07 Fuck off Alex

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BARLOZINI IS BACK

SOCCER LEGEND SAMWELL BARLOZINI COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT AGED 59, IN SHOCK RETURN

BARLOZINI HAS DECIDED TO PLAY FOR NEAR PASS FC, WHO WILL BE INFORMED OF THIS SHORTLY.

EXCITING THINGS COMING UP

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE #samwellbarlozini MOMENT?

#Barlozinisback

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Pretrov. Do your fucking Job.

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Something very special in the works ⏳

#Barlozinisback

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BREAKING
BARLOZINI IS BACK

That’s right! THE WORLDS GREATEST FOOTBALLER is BACK IN BUSINESS with the release of the hit game #Pressureson.

Coming soon as a fully rendered, unique player. Add me to your team and fight for victory!

Don’t forget to use the special code: B4ZINI

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IM OUT
SORRY FOR THE DELAY CHAPS I GOT KIDNAPPED BY A NORWEGIAN DRUG CARTEL

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AHH MAMMA MIA I FORGOT TO DO THE ANNOUNCEMENT

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Getting ready to #revealall on GBN news tonight. BE THERE 5:00pm for un GRANDE Zini announcement #Zinisback. VAMOSSSS #forzaitalia #texani

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Don’t forget to join me tomorrow on GBN news for an exciting new update!!!!! Plus- exclusive insight as Barlozini reveals all 👀
5:00pm BE THERE

#Barlozini’sback

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Friday. 5:00pm. Very special announcement concerning Barlozini’s future

#Barlozinisback
#GaryBarlowsson
#physics

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Something very special in the works… 50 days to go 👀

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Today marks the one year anniversary since Barlozini Jr was tragically killed by a car accident in which he ran himself over four times 😢 #goodriddance

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The sea unmakes the sea
And the crab swallows the fly

Graduate weds marine by the grainstore (4)
Thank you
#zini

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Someone, find me Tom Smith. Può esserci un solo Barlozini!
This man is a CHEAP IMPOSTER who dyes his own hair to impersonate me!!!!!!! La verità non morirà mai!! Do not Trust this man!!!! #Turandot #Puccini #Fakenews

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It has come to my attention that people are speculating as to whether Barlozini has truly quit football. To anyone who wants their doubts answered, I say: check my ebay purchase history!!!!!
#forzaitalia #texani #truthwillneverdie

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Anyone know where I can get a cheap Zambia top? Needed for an upcoming career venture. Asking for a friend
#barloziniisback

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Ber garden coming along nicely, now just need to wait for the bees. Bloody climate change. Safe to say retirement’s going great #watchthisspace

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Why is nobody’s talking about this kid??? 😱 bright young midfielder absolutely tearing it it up in Serie B. Only a matter of time before he move to a bigclub. Reminds me of a young, version, of myself 🤔

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Ok, guys I know it’s been a while but I think it’s finally time to break the silence.

I have played my last game as a pro footballer.

This was not an easy decision to make, but I decided, as I approach my 49th birthday, it’s time to move on.

Further updates impending

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So proud to have been part of this historic win for the club! 300 wins- mamma mia! 💯 💯 💯 VAMOS UP THE TORIES
#texani #RANCHOTEXANS #texas #fifa #proclubs