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this is my secret diary

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I've never sculpted anything in my life but today I created this terrifying thing

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Really freaked out my ex-mennonite roommate back then with this one. Whoops lol

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I've never sculpted anything in my life but today I created this terrifying thing

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@swimmingjeans Pretty mediocre of I'm being honest lol, but ok! How are you?

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Lmao just revisiting Twitter for the first time in a long while and remembering this shit

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Unintentional giantess fetish video

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Any non-Catholics ever wonder what the body of Christ tastes like?

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@FighterWeapon Come to my car bro

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Unintentional giantess fetish video

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Checked my DMs for the first time in months last night...... 10,000 mothers

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@MaxElbowroom “It’s the one eyed man, it’s the one eyed man!”

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Thinking about the stupid boring movie Citizen Kane makes me want to watch the amazing beautiful film Dumb and Dumber

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@swimmingjeans Ummm what

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@evren__7 @MaxElbowroom Yes

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@MaxElbowroom @mytweetsucks All of them. I’ll eat them all and we’ll become one

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@mytweetsucks @MaxElbowroom I love baby corn ok u guys sheesh

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@mytweetsucks @MaxElbowroom I’m the baby corn

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SUBWAY

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@hasya23 @MaxElbowroom SUBWAY

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@MaxElbowroom Idiot tipped me $20 even tho i was mean to him lol

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@MaxElbowroom "I'm not hitting on you btw"

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@swimmingjeans Oh yeah. Rich people credit cards are fuckin metal

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It really fuckin says something when the homesless man who comes in and asks for change gives you a tip and the no-limit metal credit card yuppies write 0.00 on the tip line when ordering 4 sandwiches and 4 lattes

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And by "change" i meant change for a $10 bill