Ashlee Gonzales

Makeup Artist. Ninja. One Sexy Lady. DTX

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

@PhillyD https://t.co/op4Rz5zAet talk about this today! I'd love to know your thoughts.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

@PhillyD I'm still subscribed on YouTube but none of your videos are showing up in my subscription feed. Anyone else having this problem?

[Streamy Awards @streamys]

RT to vote for @PhillyD's 'The Philip DeFranco Show' for Show of the Year at the #streamys! 💥 #DeFrancoShowForStreamys

[✵ stef ✵ @CAPTAlNERD]

“1st September 2017. 19 years later. The scar had no pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”

Today is the only day you can rt this.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

When your gay best friends asks you to be his fake girlfriend so he doesn't have to buy butt plugs by himself at the sex store.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Amy Poehler is a Virgo. This brings me comfort somehow.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

If I had the money to blow, I would spend it on a shot for shot live action remake of Stewie Griffin's song Everything I Do.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

The only thing I miss about living in the suburbs is the abundance of sno cone stands.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

If you drink detox tea before bed, will you poop yourself in your sleep? Asking for a friend.

[Larry Matovina @larrymatovina]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

@NikkiPhillippi does your mom still make those amazing faux fur blankets? I am in need of a few!

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

The phrase, "Mama's got shit to do and Dixie Chicks are on, so let's go." just left my mouth. I've turned into my mother.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Just saw someone with a Louis Vuitton bag, a trucker hat, and a flip phone. What year is this?

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Told my coworker that I dreamt we found a third educator and our 6 day work weeks would end. He said keep dreaming.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Today was my day off this week so I've slept all day.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Without fail, I always have at least one student calling me Mom by the time they graduate.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Its okay to not be okay.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

ISO: puzzle renting service.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

Its 7am and I just looked into how to franchise a Taco Bueno.

[Ashlee Gonzales @barnadoescrafty]

I just need someone elses to laugh my conversation with this asshole.