There are very few words to adequately describe the life and career of Doc Emrick, so let's let his own words carry the day as he announces his retirement.
From all of us, #ThankYouDoc.
Wearing masks isn’t all bad. Last night while using the restroom at a local restaurant a guy from the stall yelled “hold your nose or put your mask on” before destroying a toilet. Like to think the mask saved a lot of my nose hairs from impending doom.
Pros of having fiends bring over their new puppy: everything, it’s awesome.
Cons of having friends bring over their new puppy: s/o thinks it’s time for a new dog and she will immediately start looking.