Tyler Barnes

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

@rivers4793 Fuck off, you did this. Will not be gonzo until after Zac Brown...

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

@rivers4793 You still have one of those? I lost mine years ago

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

I always thought I had a boring life but my stories on Monday morning are generally much more interesting than everyone else’s 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

I think my mother is starting to wonder if she’s ever going to have grandkids and I can’t say I blame her 💁🏻‍♂️

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Just tried to hit the clutch and shift gears in my truck while merging onto the interstate.... found the brake instead and was quite surprised 😂😂

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Any retailer who addresses me as bud has a 0% chance of getting any of my money. You’re not my dad, I’m not your bud.

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

@rivers4793 @LeeJacksonME I think you’re considered part of the group who can’t find their debit card. It’s not a perfect description but it’s not far off

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

I literally just had to stop and think about how old I am. Is this what adult life is?

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Mom - “I don’t think I’ve ever tipped anyone more because they were really nice”
Me - “I have before but it’s normally at the bar”
Mom - “...... oh really?”
Me - 😁😁

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

.@Nthngbhndumtrs - “Where do you drink these days?”

Me - “literally anywhere”

I can’t decide if I’m actually an adult oooor not

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Tax season is much more enjoyable as an adult than it was as a college student.

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Jesus Christ I need a beer or 10 or however many it takes to black me the hell out

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Jack and I had the neighbors over to watch the super bowl and neither of them drank a single beer. How are we supposed to drink with the neighbors if they don’t even drink?!

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Got in an Uber and got nervous when the fuel range was under 100 miles. We’re just going to the next bar but bruh come on

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Kid at work with the same pay scale as myself - “how do you afford everything with your student loans and payments.”

Me - “Uhm well you see, you have a girlfriend. Me on the other hand, I just have a little drinking habit.”

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

@PlanetFitness Still I think doing high knee butt kicks in and around all the equipment is a little much. - Tyler

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

People who do their high school track warmups at planet fitness are laughable. I don’t think you’re going to be doing any sprints here bub

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

@LeeJacksonME Open bar? If so I’m in

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

This is the first New Year’s Day in 5 years that I didn’t wake up hungover. Didn’t get trashed last night and volunteered to work today. Is this a sign am I finally going to mature in 2019?!?

[Tyler Barnes @Barnesy37]

Honestly I couldn’t care less about opening presents tomorrow but I can’t wait to see my parents open what I got them. Am I becoming an........... ADULT?!?!? 😬😬