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[Daniel @rivers4793]

This one might be my favorite so far. 🤣

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

My man just experienced Death By A Thousand Chips and it’s a masterpiece

“I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.”

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Don't let her fool you, she's for sure into that.

[Daniel @rivers4793]

This weekend has kicked my ass, I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷 @meg_lynn_g]

This might be controversial but…

Wanna know who I’m going to cheer for if Kyler is the starting QB? Kyler.

Wanna know who I’m going to cheer for if JJ is the starting QB? JJ.

I’ll cheer for Carson if he ends starting!

Wanna know why? I’m a fan of the team.

[Daniel @rivers4793]

@mgvikes08 @PatSieps @purplebuckeye I was JUST thinking the same thing 😂 I loved those articles.

[Adam Patrick @adampatrickNFL]

Introducing KevinGPT 💻

The only translator capable of decoding Kevin O'Connell's coach-speak into plain English

I put KOC's comments about new #Vikings GM Nolan Teasley through the machine, and the results were EXACTLY what you'd expect

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[Daniel @rivers4793]

This is going to be a long offseason isn’t it? 😂

[Daniel @rivers4793]

@Skol_Doc @SigmundBloom Fuck no.

[robyn @omgrobyn]

That was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in Survivor history #Survivor50

[Daniel @rivers4793]

@traderjoeslut Dexter is the only right answer.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Unfortunately there is a really high bar to have the #1 NFL boat-rental-for-sex story of all time

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2003, Drew Carey reportedly smoked before filming the final Whose Line Is It Anyway? sketch of the episode. As a result, the rest of the cast opted to mess with him throughout the bit instead of sticking to a normal performance.

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

There is still good left in humanity.

Captain Jon Jackson was supposed to take his final retirement flight with Spirit Airlines today. But after Spirit's shutdown, he instead found himself as a passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight into Baltimore.

What happened next was truly special. Capt. Jackson was honored with a traditional water cannon salute and a surprise welcome celebration at the gate.

This is a powerful reminder that the aviation community is built on respect, compassion, and solidarity—especially when it matters most. Above all, this moment was about honoring a fellow aviator.

Congratulations, Capt. Jackson, and thank you for your years of service in the skies.
Well done Southwest Airlines 💙

[americanair @AmericanAir]

If your travel has been impacted, American Airlines is offering rescue fares in Main Cabin on select routes to help Spirit customers reach their destination. Search fares at https://t.co/GEjKbXoItn.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Gone but never forgotten

[Delta @Delta]

If Spirit's shutdown affected your travel plans, we're here to help. We're offering reduced, nonrefundable rescue fares for the next five days across domestic routes (nonstop and one-stop via our hubs) and routes between the U.S. & Latin America. Learn more: https://t.co/XtUTgpqutQ

[💔 Boy alone @Boyalonefy]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen today😂😂😂

[Daniel @rivers4793]

And if you believe this “take”, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona for you.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Fireworks: NFL insider Jay Glazer says a source told him something extremely "juicy" will happen on draft night in the first round.

"I know something is happening, I just can't say it yet. I was told I can't say it until we are getting on the clock."

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