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[BarNey @barneyblaster_]

@NHLFollowTrack @n3onsingh @Canucks thank fucking god

[stephanie @Stephabues]

WHO KNOWS PAIN LIKE A CANUCKS FAN

[matthew @defensemehn]

Don't worry babe, I'll pay for dinner
*pulls out Canucks Card and it gets declined

[rae! ¹³ ²¹ @21hschrs]

wearing this in public no where near vancouver feels a bit like a humiliation ritual

[BarNey @barneyblaster_]

@Mirymeg mirymeg haters be starving rn

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Thank you, Quinn, for the leadership, heart, and unforgettable moments.

From the first shift to the captain’s “C,” you left an indelible mark on the Vancouver Canucks and our fans.

Wishing you nothing but success in Minnesota.

[hobshy @hobshy]

I can't believe I am actually typing this out but here we go:
It's time to give away an AWP Dragon Lore! ($7300)
Follow @skinscom + me
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Winner will be picked in 1 week, good luck!

[CanucksArmy @CanucksArmy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? WHAT A SAVE BY THATCHER DEMKO!!

🎥: Sportsnet | #Canucks

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

Make him YOUR minion. 🤖

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[BarNey @barneyblaster_]

@Mirymeg @majora00001 happy birthday!

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

37% of senior citizens have fallen for a scam

Which means that 63% will never see it coming

You have no excuse to not be rich

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

The Epstein Files are nowhere to be seen

Meanwhile, my paper shredding business in DC just completed our largest contract ever

This is a complete coincidence

[Tommy 🇩🇪 @tommykippes2]

we getting new seats a day after the crypto scam

[Me? infopoint kiosk @shit_queen]

Happy 9th anniversary to this e-mail

[Joe @Darth__Biden]

I’ve just been informed that I’ll be the Chicken Jockey enforcer for today, please pray for me

[BarNey @barneyblaster_]

@Joltzdude139 @LumpyTweeting

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

very popular request!