Retired GP and Somerset cricket supporter now working for the Slavic Gospel Association - concerned for GPs, the NHS and county cricket. Too wordy for Twitter!
The Hormuz Strait’s a waterway for oil tankers but,
The U.S. says it’s open whilst Iran says it is shut.
And so it seems the only way to know who’s telling lies is,
By filling up your car with fuel and noting what the price is!
https://t.co/z2ClDB51xg
For many years, those big billed birds,
Found in St James Park,
Alas, they could not reproduce,
It seemed they’d lost the spark.
But now they’ve come together,
And succeeded in their plan,
To prove that whilst some pelican’t,
There’s some that pelican!
https://t.co/90hz8Y6o6n
FOR THOSE ALREADY TIRED OF THE WORLD CUP
Late night football is a game
Of two halves it is said,
Which means one’s played whilst you’re awake,
The other whilst you’re in bed.
This week I listened to ‘Everything’s fake and nobody cares’, watched ‘Sam and Ade go birding’ and saw how Ade likes robins, and learnt of a school whose tagline is disturbingly ‘Excellence is only the beginning’.
I’d only recommend two of the three.
https://t.co/Hpx3z3n8o8
@SomersetCCC announced that Brian has not been seen for some time. But as hopes for his return remain, here, with apologies to W.H. Auden, is my tribute to everyone favourite feline friend.
https://t.co/Kx9EYGcCK3…
Today I did something pointless. And all the more so perhaps, given how cold it was, and with the grey skies overhead constantly threatening rain…
https://t.co/p1QxdxO0td