cowboy magic stan

*shania twain voice* ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵒ ᵍᶦʳˡˢ she/her 🏳️‍🌈

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

last night i had a dream i fell off in a lesson and my coach was leaning over me but when she opened her mouth what came out was the all american rejects singing "I've never seen you fall so hard, do you know where you are?"

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@canterlope_ hiii I’m back how’s the garbage fire been

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

you ever had a stupid joke hit you so hard it might as well have been a freight train????? no?? k well here’s chappell roan on a roan in a chapel

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

this is why your jokes aren’t funny

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

This is everything.

[jamie 🐾 @jordynsleftbrow]

hi this is the most important picture from these olympic games 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸

[Heath Thorpe @thorpeheath]

Both Simone Biles and Rebeca Andrade competing 17 routines in Paris cannot be understated. The mental and physical endurance that requires is almost inhuman. What athletes they both are.

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

I know horses aren’t capable of pettiness but this just FEELS personal

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@QuartersNpaints @StruggleBusEq Ooh or mesh the ideas: decent size barn on land… with an apartment built in? That’s my dream right there!

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@canterlope_ listen I spent so long searching through all these blah cards and then I saw that and REMEMBERED and started ctfu

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

Do y’all have any fave quotes about horses/R+/importance of empathy and science? I’m working on a thing and everything I can think of is too long lol

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@ClassyEquestria I feel certain someone more qualified would say this is a bad idea but my go-to is pinch my nose shut and then try to exhale through it… that’s always my solution 😂

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

about to rename this kitten Mazda or smthn bc istg i could have bought a car for the emergency vet bills he’s provided me with 💀

(i regret nothing)

[sugar cookie fanatic @wischnewskii]

Daily reminder that wearing a helmet while riding keeps you and your brain safer than without. If you don’t want to wear one, that’s your choice. But making fun of others for wearing one just proves that there’s nothing worth protecting in that head of yours anyways.

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@sdequus the sound editing on this is absolutely bonkers lmfao

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

love that when I got my CT done they said someone would call me the next day but now it’s been two weeks and I’M having to play phone tag like ayoo is my head bleeding or not bc I’d kinda like to know????? and move on with my life?????

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

@canterlope_ AFTER scaring?! lmfao

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

what I wouldn’t give to go back in time and slap a helmet on 2018!me BEFORE the skull fractures 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[cowboy magic stan @barnghxst]

Logical Brain says ride tmrw bc odds are I’m 100% fine, Responsible Brain says DO NOT ride purely bc I wouldn’t want any of my barn kids to follow that example 🙃 Anxiety Brain has left the building tho bc I’m too fed up to even worry anymore lmfao @ universe kill me or don’t idc