Barnaby Dickenson

Author of ‘My Daughters Are Trying To Kill Me… But I Love Them Anyway - Stories From A Father Of Autistic Daughters’.

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If you want a dry and theoretical analysis of autism, you’re in the wrong place. But if you want to read the funny, poignant and true account of an everyday family with autism at its heart, then ‘My Daughters Are Trying To Kill Me...’ ticks every box.

https://t.co/92Gi8rfHhb

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@el_smallville This post is 3 years old.

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A George Michael biopic is in production. Rumour has it that Theo James is up for the title role. I can see that… #GeorgeMichael #TheoJames

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@SpursOfficial This gem! 13 years old and every now and again someone finds it! Honestly, at that time I stand by what I said. Thankfully, he has proved me (and everyone else) so wonderfully wrong in the intervening years.

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“@SpursOfficial: Harry Kane signs new contract until 2017” Oh. Em. Gee. Our George is better than Kane, and he doesn't even like football.

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@KalBonner @andyburnham Oooh! I think you’re a racist nob! Block me next! Block me!

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Todos somos españoles esta noche!

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VAR: Yes, definite red card offence. We can confirm it is Messi. No card.
#worldcup #fifaworldcup #messi

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@paulwatson78 Clearly he’s not watched much football. I wouldn’t say it happens all the time, but it’s pretty frequent. It’s hardly cutting edge tactics!

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@anon_opin I would. Great glasses. Polarised lenses are fab. Couldn’t give a stuff about the rest of it.

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@ex_princesse @MattCas04807118 ‘Are you Matt Bianco? You’re a bunch of wankers!’

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@officialcharts Well, of course they will. Last Christmas will have had twice as many streams last week than Kylie. But Kylie’s streams count twice as much because it’s a new single. Not exactly a level playing field.

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@DudeAdhd @fesshole You think even if someone says something unpleasant or unkind they can inflict serious physical harm on someone? That makes it OK?

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@anon_opin I was actually thinking about this today. I definitely believe that sexuality is a sliding scale not 50/50 or 100/0. Except I’m not remotely attracted to blokes so I rather undermine my own argument.

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@F365 ‘Ballon d’Or… Ballon d’Or… Ballon d’Or… Ballon d’Or… ‘

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@FoggyStart @anon_opin Such an incredible line you used it twice.

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@BBCNews He hasn’t been taken seriously up to now. You’re either one of the darlings of the big boys or you’re not. Kane isn’t. He’s too English or something.

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@landofthe80s Absolute bag o’shite.

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@anon_opin When this was shown to me by a fellow shopper it felt like I had taken my first step into a larger world. I use it every time.

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@toodlepippip @anon_opin Beautiful, isn’t it? My CH favourite, too.

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@FoggyStart @anon_opin It’s Only Natural was 90s.

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@pollybirkbeck Bob Dylan and Tom Waits have voices that by any sane judgement are terrible. We don’t judge pop music by technical brilliance alone. Trevor Horn brought the brilliance to those tracks.