President Elect Baroctopus

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[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Your coworker on a PIP: I'm so excited for jury duty

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

The unique hell of being trapped behind a slow walker during a flash flood

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

San Francisco Will Not Save You and You Will Not Be Okay

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

@cricketbestie Lol

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Boy turn off that clairo because I'm falling asleep

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Wuthering heights.. Jacob elordi thinks he's in peaky blinders and Margot Robbie thinks she's in the orphan. Hong Chau thinks she's in Dune

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

@RobotBestie6969 Walking up to the start line

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

When the chipotle starts to taste like fish <<<

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

When did everyone stop taking their backpacks off on the subway #notgood

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

On Earth It's Briefly Happy Hour

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

r/TMJ

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

so much depends
upon

an international
Driving permit

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

If you liked Taylor Swift before The Summer I Turned Pretty

You weren’t wrong — just early ✨

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

@pellogio1 What does that mean

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Very good take sir

[litquidity @litcapital]

Mamdani featuring a water brand valued at $1.4 billion while shitting on capitalism is peak irony

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Conrad looks like a baby pig

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

The Unbearable Choppedness of Being

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

@get2theguap88 Literally babe

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I listen to Gracie on company time ☺️☺️

[President Elect Baroctopus @baroctopus1]

The plot of challengers except it's zendaya telling tom she'll leave him if he's bad in the odyssey