BaronBurdock

Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999.

Find me on Nostr: [email protected]

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Money being fungible is definitionally true, but realistically not true when you are married. You can test this by bumming $20 from your wife's random funds jar.

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I don't need 200 couches to sleep tight, ones fine thank you.

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@LPNational You should run him again in 28

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@NES_Professor I think they milked the hell out of the Rock Band and Guitar Hero franchises so people got sick of them, but I'd actually like to see them come back (with better licensing arrangements this time).

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The first Kingdom Hearts game came out in 2002. Every time a new game in the franchise is announced, the first thought that pops into my head is: "Who is playing this shit and why?"

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@RinoTheBouncer Transparent shell takes the cake

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We're inching toward summer and my wife is going to ask me to put in the AC soon, but I don't want to because I'm cheap...

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@MegaBasedChad Yes.

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@asha_shar ...okay that's awesome

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"This is generative AI slop! I support artists!"

Then proceeds to buy a game designed by committee, which is derivative, regurgitated, and vetted by teams of consultants to not offend anyone so it can be easily digested by the masses and then quickly forgotten.

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I think the general opinion of the internet right now is that IGN always sucked. I don't share that opinion - during the PS2/Gamecube/XBox era, IGN was actually pretty great.

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New project, going to Santroller this busted Rock Band guitar.

https://t.co/NUFmNTgHt6

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We're basically two election cycles away from Hunter Biden running as a Republican. Some will call him a champion of the conservative movement.

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Those with refined taste will gladly put pineapple on pizza... but will they put kool-aid pineapple on pizza?

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I was about 5 hours into this bad boy when the State of Play announcement for the new game was made. The contrast is something else...

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@GameSpot But it's a good tweet...

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Good, why do you want more open world slop?

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"Look, if you are upset that your favorite character has been swapped out of the franchise for some other character that you don't give a shit about, maybe you don't like games."

Waiting for this to hit the podcast circuit...

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@9mmsmg I have my wife's code, she has mine. I feel like when you've been married long enough, you just end up using eachothers phone at some point.

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Just an observation from my time buying used games - PS2 owners seem to take the cake for those who treat their games like shit the most.