The Crazy Orthodontist

CrAzY. Orthodontist. Children's book author. Writing a novel on Damon Bailey. Probably saying something I shouldn't.

[Ashley Schendel @ashleyschendel]

Vacation culture has gotten a little out of control to me.

I live in southeast Tennessee, in the woods with my family and my dogs, and most of the time I do not have this huge itch to leave. We travel every now and then, but there is something really nice about actually enjoying the life you already have.

People act like you’re supposed to always be planning the next trip, the next flight, the next escape.

Then half the time you come home tired, behind, and wondering why you spent all that money to need a vacation from the vacation.

America is huge. Especially where I live, I can drive a few hours and see mountains, rivers, small towns, lakes, back roads, and some of the prettiest places in the country.

But honestly, some of my favorite days are just being home with my dogs, my family, the woods, and nowhere we have to be.

That feels like rest to me.

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@JohnnieIii93515 @naptownjb @okcthunder I don't care enough to be jealous, trust me 🤣

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@FastbreakHoops5 Please tell me this was in Indiana

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@BAFTAGames The braces don't look accurate at all...

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@stoolpresidente

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@klara_sjo Good
I'll be doing that. How else can I give them an unfair advantage? (legally, morally, etc)

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@joejacksonCBB That's how it was 2 years ago in Arizona with the Purdue versus UCONN fans

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@GrantSlatton Dentists are crazy

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@HawkEmDownChris Bob Sanders. Colts win at least three Super Bowls with him

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@greg16676935420 That @CommunityNotes 🤣🤣🤣

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@BoilerBurner1

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@PurdueBballGuy SEC bruh. Gotta have one of them get a great seed!

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@vipin_owl @even_steven8tht Great. I like @Oreo cookies

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@vipin_owl @even_steven8tht So, little dudes can bench 315. Cool. Now what?

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@vipin_owl @even_steven8tht I'm 5'11" 184 lbs, and I can bench 315. Am I a little dude?

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

This

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I'll never understand why I'm physically unable to keep my eyes open on the couch at 9:30 PM, but the second I move to the bed, my eyes pop open like a haunted doll.

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@ContextFreeCBB Y'all don't know yet, but you're about to find out
#in49states

[The Crazy Orthodontist @barondhall]

@DrInsensitive Hey, my dental office has outSTANDING infection control!