pizzer maestro

Living the Pizza Dream, one slice at a time. Founding member of Tanafu Communcil

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

‘The St Paul is a suburb guy is actually not a good representation for the Twin Cities.’

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

You know what’s on my BINGO card in 2024?

Numbers and a free space.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

In America we have a class that thinks this achieves job replacement and the things being tagged are like see ya later $20 hourly wage and your 20% tip. If you told them there’s places where your bartender makes a living without a tip, they are disgusted by socialism. But robots

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Congrats on your $20 minimum wage.

Meet Optimus

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

If you’re telling us you understand the context of 2000 and 3000 year old scripture by attending church but cannot connect any of the dots while watching this movement unfold, you’re either a liar or a dumbass.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

A crowd holding up signs that say MASS DEPORTATION in a nationally broadcasted event is really where we are at. Shame on all of you.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

The way people in the 46th most populated city in the US talk about the 67th most populated city has reached sportsball levels of shut the fuck up already

[Mike Norton @NortonMpls]

It’s a cool venue, but it still just feels a little weird to go to the suburbs for a concert

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

Editor: Hey you know that glamour girl that put out the song I wanna have some fun? …Yeah, let’s get her to review the new mark e smith and Morrissey songs.

[Andy Watson @andywatson8]

#FallFriday

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

The Byerly’s retirement sale to their inferior competitor weighs heavily on the grocery landscape of the twin cities. We could have just had lunds and bylerlys. Such a bummer.

[St. Paul Cait 🇺🇸 @caitlinmcgowan]

Apparently the Lunds downtown is heavily reducing their hours. Limiting access to groceries is definitely not going to help entice people to move downtown.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

Saw a show last weekend that had one side of us talking with their backs to the stage the entire show no stops and the couple on the other side loudly sang the words and hummed melodies then pretended to have conversations with the artist between songs

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

Up North is a state of mind as much as a physical place and anyone that gets ‘there’ knows this. Don’t gate-keep it like these dudes.

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

Counterpoint: Up north is as much cultural as geographic and thus cannot be divided in a straight line.

-"North" along 35 occurs somewhere around Moose Lake. I know it in my heart
-Mille Lacs & Brainerd lakes aren't north ... but Crosby & Aitkin are
-Moorhead & DL aren't north

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

Looks like has a FEBO in his office

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Bill Gates has a wall-mounted periodic table with samples of each element in his office.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

‘Let me get a side of your white ballistic’

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

@jough_stef Attention seeking? Oh that’s stone arch then.

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

@Timberwolves I have been saving these 4 cans of Butter Kernel peas, 2 tickets to Game 2 of WCF please

[WOLF LOVERS @wolfrescues22]

Wolf howling

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

Using jail or prison interchangeably is a tell, huh?

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

MF DOOM

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef

[pizzer maestro @baronhulbert]

There’s a really solid chance everyone collectively finds out what a party store really is this weekend.